Written by: Monica2887
[you hear Lisa Kudrow, "Previously on Friends- you see the restaurant, the beach, and the chandler and monica hospital scene]
OPENING CREDITS
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[scene one: about 7:oo a.m. the morning two mornings after the last scene]
[we see monica, sitting next to chandlers bed, with her head leaning against his arm ,
they are both asleep]
Chandler: [ he slowly awakens]
Mon?
Monica: [ awakens and sits up]
Hi Honey.
Chandler: Did you stay here all night again?
Monica: Yeah.
Chandler: You did not have to do that.
Monica: [ looks him in the eye ]
I wanted to .
Chandler smiles faintly and weakly
[Joey and Phoebe wake up.
Monica: Hey guys you are up.
Phoebe: I feel so much better. Maybe it was not the water. I feel fine.
Monica: How about you Joey?
Joey: I feel okay, but a little …
Phoebe: Floopy?
Joey: yeah
Monica: Okay and how does Bing feel?
Chandler: Not that good.
Joey: Hey bing, what kind of view do you have from that window?
Chandler: Joey, I am getting sicker at that thought of you calling me bing.
Monica: Hey Joey, it’s kinda a personal thing.
Joey: Oh. Well it is not like I called him Mr. Big or used any of those other fancy
nicknames you use.
Chandler: Joe, stop we get the picture.
Monica and Chandler pause and look at each other, then they smile
Phoebe: Stop it you two. Monica he is sick, don’t make him worse.
Chandler: Its okay Pheebs…
[Ross and Rachel burst in]
Rachel: We saw the doctor in the hall. He is coming to check on you guys right now.
[ the doctor comes in]
Doctor: [he looks at Phoebe] Are you Phoebe?
Phoebe: Yes
[doctor reads some sheets]
Doctor: How do you feel?
Phoebe: Great.
Doctor: Okay you can go you are fine. Just be careful.
Doctor: And Joey? You are still sick, but you can go. Would someone be in charge of him?
[doctor looks at rach]
Doctor: How about you?
Rachel: Okay fine I guess.
Doctor: And Chandler. You had more than all of them,so I am not sure what I should do. You
have been in here for almost two days.
Monica: I will take great care of him I promise. We are heading home right away.
Doctor: How can I believe you will give him medicine, clean up after him, and watch him.
Chandler: First of all, I am not a little puppy. Second of all ,you do not know Monica.
She even scrubbed the hospital floor last night to make sure I did not get sick or dirty
by it.
Doctor: okay. One more night and you can leave in the morning.
Chandler: Okay.
Monica: Whew. Good lie there.
Rachel: Wait, you DID clean the floor last night didn’t you?
Monica: Yes.
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[The next morning: Chandlers bags are all packed, and he is laying on his bed, dressed
Monica: Are you sure we packed all your stuff?
Chandler: Yes hon
Monica: Okay.
[she picks up his bag just as ross and come in.]
[he helps chandler up and out of the door]
[chandler sits in a wheel chair]
[he gets wheeled down on a elevator]
[joey is in one to]
[phoebe is laying on a couch in the lobby]
rachel is sitting by joey]
[they all get up and walk out into the street where a cab is waiting]
[next scene: Monica and Chandler apartment
Monica: We are all done packing. I already made sure Rach and Joey were ready, Ross is,
and he helped Pheebs.
Chandler: Thankx.
Monica: You are welcome.
[she goes over and sits by him and leans her ehad on his shoulder]
[we see them all waiting to get on a on a plane]
[ they board it.]
[they are sitting the same way only joey and rachel are together instead of joey and ross]
[ we see the plane take off]
Monica: Now everyone say bye to mexico.
[we hear a lot of grumbles.]
Monica: Fine Don’t then.
[quietly
Monica: Bye Mexico
Chandler: I heard that
[Monica slumps down into her chair]
[we see a last view of mexico]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[we see a view of the apartment building back home]
Monica: I love being home. New York rulz!!!
[she is cleaning her apartment]
Chandler: Oh yes. We get home, and I am laying on my girlfriends couch eating soup and
drinking tea.
Oh yepee!!!
Monica: There is my chandler!
Chandler: The one and only.
[we see that he is laying on the couch]
[rachel walks out of her room and screams back,
Rachel: NO joey , no sponge bathes!
Monica: Oh come on Rach. He is sick.
Rachel: Yeah easy for you to say, you have your boyfriend.
Chandler: Joey is not your boyfriend?
Rachel: uggh.. no!!!
[ross walks in]
Monica: Hey.
Ross: Hey.
Chandler: Rachel gave Joey a sponge bath.
Ross: Really?
Monica: Yep. They are in love.
Ross: Oh really.
Chandler and Monica: Yep
[Rachel walks out with two pillows][she hits monica and chandler with them]
Chandler: Oww… I am sick remember?
ENDING CREDITS
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[girls apartment - chandler and joey are sitting there with the girls [ rach and mon]
tv: Come to sunny Mexico…
Chandler: No
[flips channel
TV: In Mexico,
Joey: I dont think so
[flips channel
TV: Cancun Rules!!!
[turns tv off]
Rachel: Oh well.
[monica smiles]
THE END -THAT WAS IT FOR THE VACATION