Written by: Monica2887
[scene one: central perk - chandler and monica are sitting together in the chair, ross
and phoebe are on the couch, and rachel is by the table in the chair]
Rachel: Hey, where is Joey?
Ross: He said he was trying out for an audition.
Phoebe: Oh yeah for him!
[Joey walks in]
Joey: Hey guys, youll never guess what?
Monica: You got the audition?
Joey: No I completely blew it. But on thw way back I found something. Come upstairs in a minute and I will show you.
Chandler: Our little Joey always filled with surprises
[everyone is in joey and chandlers apartment]
Joey: Here it is
[out of Joeys room walks a little puppy]
[the duck and chick walk out and see it. They run over and start quack and chirping at it]
Chandler: Do I have to stay here too?
[girls apartment: everyone is there and they are sitting around, bored]
Rachel: I know lets rent some movies. Scary movies.
Joey: Why not?
Monica: Ross is scared of scary movies, they frighten him
Chandler: Remember back in collage, when we rented pshyco
Phoebe: Why? What happened?
[we see a flashback of chandler and ross in collage]
CHANDLER: Hey ross I rented pshyco for tonight okay.
CHANDLER: Oh and I invited Monica over to watch it with us. Man she looks soooo fine since she lost weight. I mean [he drifts off]
Ross: Dude thats my sister! DO NOT hit on my little sis.
[there is a knock and monica enters]
Monica: Hey Ross, Hey Chandler.
[she walks in]
Monica: Do you mind if I make some popcorn?
Chandler: Better go show her where are bowls are.
[he runs to the kitchen]
Chandler: Hey. Umm my bowls I mean the bowls are down there in that cabinet.
Moica: Ok. Thanks.
[she leans over and chandler sighs and walks out of the room]
[they are watching the movie]
[it is very dark and ross is sitting farther away and monica and chandler are closer]
Monica: Ohh I can not watch.
[she buries her head in chandlers shoulder]
Chandler: It s not bad
[we hear scary music and suddenly ross screams as loud as possible and throws the bowl of popcorn into the air]
Chandler and Monica look at each other and smile
Ross: Oh my god,,, stop ..ewwww nnnnnnnooooooo!!!
[HE is clinging to a pillow]
Chandler and Monica ignore him
[we see a scene a couple minutes later]
[ross is fast asleep] and the movie just ended]
[chandler and monica start to talk]
Chandler: Wasnt it so funny when Ross started crying at that one part?
Monica: Yes. [she laughs and leans her head forward]
Chandler: Hey Monica, I need to tell you something.
Monica: [she looks up] I need to tell you something too.
[they get closer and closer]
[their lips barely touch when Ross wakes up screaming, STAY AWAY HELP MOMMY!!!]
END OF FLASHBACK
Rachel: You guys kissed.
Phoebe: In front of Ross>
Monica: We did not techanically kiss..
Chandler: It was more of a tiny lip touch and
Joey: Yeah you lost me too
Chandler: It was a kiss you stupid stupid man.
[THEY ALL SMILE]
[We see Chandler asleep in his room][the puppy is sitting on his chest all curled up on
him][he cuddles it]
[ross knocks on his door]
[no one answers so he opens it]
[he sees Chandler sleeping with the dog]
Ross: Cheating on my sister with that dog? Niiice,
Chandler: Monica I love you. Monica you are the best. Monica you rule.
[he tries to kiss the dog]
Ross: Ewww gross. [he walks out of the room]
[ we see chandler lift his head and smile]
[he puts the dog down]
Chandler: Now, shoo~!~
Chandler: Hey do not smell Monicas shirt no no.
[he looks and gasps]
Chandler: Oh dog you bad bad dog. Look at that mess, bad!!!
[monica and rachels apartment]
Rachel: lets rent PSCHYO.
Monica: Ross will freak . Wait Ross will freak out yes!!! [ she smiles]
Phoebe walks in
Monica: Come here Pheebs
[the girls all plan something]
[later that night]
Rachel: Hey guys, put the movie in we are just going to get some food
Phoebe: Ross, come here
[he gets up]
phoebe: help me open this ketchup.
[he does and she makes it spill all over him]
phoebe: oh no. you better go was your hands but you will have to go in the bathroom because this sink is too monica.
[he walks into the bathroom]
he sees a glint of metal
so he turns around and looks in the shower
he sees monica laying there,dead
the other guys run in
ross: monica is dead
[he opens the curtain and turns his back to the shower]
[the guys stare behind him]
[he turns around and a guy is standing there with a bloody knife and a black mask]
[ross screams and run away as fast as possible]
[the person follows him][ross kicks the person]
[the person falls and chandler pulls off the mask]
[monica is sitting there grabbing her stomach]
Ross: OH my god. Monica?
Monica; Ross, you are sooooo dead.
Rachel: Are you ok?
Monica: I guess
. I have the most retard brother in the world, but it was worth it .
Phoebe: You should have seen Rosss face
[she does an impression]
Rachel: And Joey and Chandler, you guys looked like you could have peed your pants.
Monica: Did I scare you Chandler?
Chandler: No not really,,,, yes,, umm///
Monica: Oh honey I am so sorry,,, [she gets up and kisses him]
rachel: You guys are so happy it is sick
Monica: I know!!!
Phoebe: Time for the movie
[they all sit down]
[The movie starts]
[all of a sudden the power goes out]
everyone gasps and screams
[lightning strikes and the room lights up]
Rachel and Joey get real close, Phoebe hides her head, monica is sitting on chandlers lap, and ross is under the table hiding]
[Next scene: It is Morning and everyone just fell asleep where they were]
We go next door and see that the guys apartment is totally ripped up
[ the puppy is sitting in the middle of the room looking around happily]