By: Joanne
This script would be for the fifth series of friends, Ross and Rachel have decided to get back together and Pheobe is still pregnant.
Scene 1 - Monica and Rachel’s apartment
Chandler is sitting on the couch and Joey is sitting on the table facing Chandler. They are giving each other make overs. They both have a large towel on their shoulders, clipped at the front plus they have their clothes on. Chandler is finishing Joeys make-up while Joey sprays a bit more hair spray on chandlers hair. Joey hair and Chandlers make-up has already been done.
Joey - There, that is ..........a work of art.
Chandler - Just a bit more blusher and .........there
Joey - What else can we do???
Chandler - We could
Joey - I want Rachel’s closet,
CREDITS
Scene 2 - Monica and Rachel’s apartment
Chandler and Joey are sat on the couch watching t.v. All of their make-up
is off and they look normal, well as normal as can be.
Monica walks in, Chandler and Joey turn to face her
Monica - Hi rack then walks over to the kitchen table> Chan/Jo - Hi Mon - Joey Joey - em........... Mon - Joey..... Joey - I don't know.....what am I supposed to know EVERYTHING about her??? Mon - No maybe just her name though Pheobe rushes in excited Pheobe - Hey you guys, come quick, the chick and the duck are dancing!!! Joey - REALLY!!! They all rush over to Chandler and Joeys apartment, Joey runs out first. Scene 3 - Chandler and Joeys apartment They all rush in to see the chick and the duck standing in the middle of the floor.
Pheobe takes out a CD of Tom Jones. Joey - Thats Chandlers by the way Chandler - No its not, its yours! Pheobe puts on the CD they all wait for the chick and the duck to start dancing. The
chick and the duck stay still. Joey and Pheobe stare at the chick and the duck in
disappointment Chandler and Monica try not to laugh. Pheobe - Well they were doing it a minute ago. Maybe their just shy. Joey - Come on chick, come on duck......you can do it....dance!!! Pheobe - Hey your a pretty good dancer where did you learn to dance? Joey - Its in the geans Pheobe - Where let me see Joey - Hey not thoughs ones Pheobe - Oh right Chandler - Scene 4 - Coffee house Ross and Rachel are cuddling on the couch talking, Gunther is behind them clearing
tables. Rachel - So do you want to come over to mine tonight? I’ll cook dinner! Ross - OK! hey don’t bother with a main course, lets skip to dessert Ross - Oh! I’ve got to go, I’ll see you tonight! < he gets up, walks away,
waves to Gunter then goes out the door, > Rachel - See ya honey! Gunter - Oh I love you! Rachel - Gunter - Scene 5 - Girls apartment Its the next morning, Rachel is at the kitchen table eating cereal, Monica walks out of
the bathroom looking really pale, she is obviously sick. Monica - Rachel - Monica - Rachel - What, whats wrong with you??? Monica - OK there something I have to tell you I think ......... Pheobe walks in the door Pheobe - Hey, you’ll never guess what happened to me today! Monica - I think I’m pregnant!!! Rach/Pheo - What??? Rachel - Who’s the father??? Monica - Rach/Pheo - Chandler??? Monica - In London, the night before the wedding, Chandler was comforting me Rachel - well thats what I call comforting someone Monica - I think I’m falling in love with him Pheobe - thats great!!! theres Rachel and Ross, and now you and Chandler Rachel - Monica - No, I’m to scared to see what the result is Pheobe - Rachel - Pheobe, you are pregnant Monica - Yeah and I don’t know if I want to know Rachel - Well you’ll have to find out sometime. Pheobe - Yeah! and you have to tell Chandler. Monica - No I’m not telling him until I know. Pheobe go and buy some pregnancy
tests!!! Pheobe - Oh ok I’ll be back in a bit. Pheobe picks up her bag and jacket, as she slams the door it goes to a commercial> COMMERCIAL Scene 6 - Boys apartment Chandler and Joey are both faced towards the doors to their rooms they are both singing
and dancing like fools to music, the chick and the duck infront of them don’t move.
They both get really carried away with the music. Ross walks in carrying a plastic bag.
Chandler turns round to see him standing at the breakfast bar. They both stand there
looking at Joey. Joey notices Chandler isn’t beside him and turns round. Ross - Hi, Jo, I didn’t know you could sing that high. Joey - Ha, Ha, very funny but the chick and the duck are almost there now. Chandler - You should here him in the shower Joey - Yeah! and you should here yourself in bed Joey - Hey Chandler, It’s was a joke, Ross thought it was funny, didn’t
you!!! Ross - Oh its’ just some of my dirty washing Joey -Why are you carrying your dirty washing??? Ross -Oh I thought I would put them in with Rachels washing and she would wash them for
me, save me doing them Joey - That is never going to happen Ross - I bet you 5 bucks it does Joey - Your on! Ross - I better go and put this stuff in with her laundry. Scene 7 - The Girls Apartment Rachel and Monica are sitting on the couch talking about Monicas’possibility of
being pregnant, when Ross walks in and nearly finds out. Monica - I don’t know how Chandler would take it if I was.... Ross - If you were what??? Rachel - If she was .......... too decorate his room!!! Monica - Ross - em no, I don’t think he would mind if you decorated his room, but you might
want to ask him first just in case. Rachel - If thats your dirty laundry, I’m not washing them by the way. Pheobe races in excited heading for Rachel and Monica. Pheobe - I’ve got them, I’ve got the........ Ross - Got the what??? Monica - Got the...... Pheobe - Yes I have the ..........paint samples!!!!! Rachel - Yes we need to get on and see what colour it is Pheobe - Hey guess what? I got a bargain, buy 2 get 3rd free. Rachel looks in the bag Rachel - so why are there 6 in here??? Pheobe - I don’t know, I just felt horrible only buying three things. Rachel and Monica exchange looks. Monica - Right, I’ll go first Pheobe - so whos next?? Rachel - I’ll go. God I feel so sorry for her, which ever way it goes she’ll
be upset. Pheobe and Rachel stand there in silence for a moment. Then Monica slowly wallks out
Rachel goes in the bathroom. Monica - Well in a few minutes I’ll now, I need some air Monica - I think they’ll be ready now Rachel - Chandler, what are you doing here??? Chandler - What are you all doing with pregnancy tests??? Pheobe - oh we were just doing it for fun you know a girls night Chandler - Well there all the same colour so either Pheobe isn’t pregnant They all freeze, stunned at what Chandler has just said. Ross and Joey suddenly walk
in. Ross - hey have any of you got any washing powder cause I’m all out and
........what, whats going on??? Rachel - ME!!! oh god not from last night??? Chandler - Were both going to be dads!!! Joey - WHAT??? oh I could just see you as a dad Pheobe - Monicas pregnant with Chandlers baby and Rachel with Ross’s. Monica - There must be some mistake, I can’t be pregnant!!! Oh I think I just felt
a kick Pheobe - Really, already!!! Let me feel! Chandler - I think we should double check before we do anything. Monica - Pheobe! where is the other three that you bought??? Ross - I can’t believe it. What are we going to do, is she going to keep it, do we
have to get married??? Chandler - Joey - Well I think its great, Congratulations!!! Monica and Rachel walk out of the bathroom and look at their partners. Ross and Chandler stand up. Ross - Well??? Rachel - I’m not Monica - neither am I. Ross and Chandler run over to hug their partners, looking a bit releived. Chandler - sorry if this sounds nasty but I’m glad in a way, I don’t think
I’m ready to be a dad yet. Monica - That’s OK, I think we should wait a while before we have kids. Chandler - So we’re a couple then??? Hey, do you mean you want to have my kids??? Monica - We’ll have to see what happens. Yeah we can be a couple if you want too,
do you? Chandler - Yeah! I want to. Rachel - I think I’d prefer to be married first, before I have any kids. Ross - I was married, had a kid, got divorced. I think we should wait a while. Rachel - Yeah! Hey, if I was pregnant what would you have done??? Ross - Stood by you what ever Rachel - Really? Ross - Sure, your my girlfriend and I love you Pheobe - Oh!!!! what a day, Joey - Yeah!!! Pheobe - So, you’ll never guess what happened to me today. Music then goes on to show the end of a scene, the credits come on the screen and we
are then taken to the bit with the credits. Chandler and Joey are in the girls apartment, they both have on there make-up, their
hair is done and this time they have on some of the girls clothes on. They are both
prancing about in high heels when Monica and Rachel suddenly storm in. Chandler and Joey
stare at her in horror. Monica - I knew you were up to something! Chandler - Give me that camera! Rachel - I can’t wait to show Ross and Pheobe, then maybe send it to the
newspapers. Joey - She wouldn’t do that! Chandler - Rach, I’ll give you $50 for that photo Rachel - Nope Chandler - $100 Monica - It’s got nothing to do with me Chandler - She wouldn’t do that would she??? Chandler - Monica smiles at him then walks into her room and shuts the door. The scene goes into
black out. THE END That is my script. I hope you liked it. Please send me your critics or opinions to me
at JO_237@yahoo.com