By: Monica 2887 - Enjoy!!!
1st scene: Monica and Rachel’s apartment. Rachel is looking through a newspaper,
Phoebe is talking to Ross and Joey, Monica and Chandler are talking about something and
cuddling.
Rachel: Nothing, There is nothing to do. I looked through the whole newspaper and not one
job opening anywhere.
Ross gets up and goes over to Rachel.
Ross: Well, next time try the whole paper, not just the fashion sales ads.
Rachel: Why would I do that?
Ross: Hmmm… for a job
Rachel: Yeah right.
Joey: Hey Rach - if you want, you could be in this play I am trying out for tomorrow.
Monica: Joey don’t you have to be a professional actor or something to do that?
Chandler: Honey, look who you are talking to!!!
[gets up and goes to Joey]
Does he look like a professional?!?
[ Joey smiles and turns the tv on]
Joey: Wow, Elmer Fudd, I love this guy!!!
OPENING CREDITS
COMMERCIAL
Joey and Chandler’s apartment Joey and Rachel are in there. Joey is teaching
Rachel how to act.
Joey: Now one eyebrow up is the troble mean look try it.
Rachel unsucessfully tries it.
Joey: Good.
Rachel smiles at herself.
Joey: Now try dancing. [ he makes up a little idiotic jig and Rachel perfects it] Now
singing.
Rachel starts into her Copa Cobana song. Joey was smiling now he is frowning and holding
his ears
We hear a door open and Chandler’s head pops out.
Chandler: Joey what is that horrible, gut wrenching screaming? Shut it up!!!
He notices Rachel. It hits him and he realizes that it was Rachel. He smiles
uncomfortably.
Chandler: Hey Rachel. That was beautiful. Carry on. Goes back in bedroom holding his
head.
Joey: Let’s try that one more time. Copa Copa Caban----- [ interrupted by Rachel who
is singing loudly off key]
She keeps singing.
We hear a door bang open -
Monica: We get the picture. Copa Cabana - we know we know. Shh!!!
Goes back in bedroom
Joey: One more time. Let’s try a different song.
Rachel: ooh, ooh ooh!!! Grease, let me sing grease!!!
Joey: Ok.
Rachel sings: You better shape up-
Joey: drops his glass of water and it shatters.
We hear a loud sigh and hear a door slam open. Monica and Chandler walk out.
Chandler: See you we are going to Monica’s room.
They leave and Rachel starts singing.
Chandler and Monica: SHUT UP!!!
Rachel: Let’s go to that audition.
Joey follows her out the door. He runs back in, grabs earphones, and puts them on.
COMMERCIAL
[central perk: everyone is there]
Ross: So how did auditions go for you too?
Rachel: Well…
Joey: Great! I got the main role, Rachel got the main girl role playing my girlfriend, and
they are still looking for the guys two best friends.
Chandler: Are they guys or girls?
Rachel: Well actually it is a couple.
Monica: I know who could do it. They are a very cute couple, young, friendly, in love,
cool…
Joey: Carol and Susan!
Monica: No us. [ she points to herself and Chandler]
Chandler: Yeah we would be perfect.
Come on.
Rachel: Fine. But first we need to know if you guys can act, sing, dance…
Monica: [under her breath] HA… better then you.
Rachel: What did you say?
Monica: I need to tie my shoe.
Joey: Fine we will see ewhat you guys can do tonight at Mon and Rach’s apartment.
Good Luck!
[later that night]
Chandler and Monica had just finished the lion king song, dirty dancing song, and grease.
Joey: Now for acting.
[chandler and monica sigh]
Monica: Romeo, Romeo, where for art thou romeo?
Chandler: Right here my love
Joey: Now for dancing.
[ Chandler and Monica look worried]
Joey does his little jig they perfect it because it is so easy and stupid
Rachel: I guess we will see you at rehearrsals then
[monica and chandler high five]
Monica: Wiat we are a couple so we can kiss.
Chandler: Yeah
[they kiss]
COMMERCIAL BREAK
[REHEARSAL]
Director: Monica Geller, you won the part of Isabel and Chandler Bing, you have the part
of Robert.
Chandler: Yeah!!!
[night of the play]
Joey: Alison, let’s see if we can get Isabel and Robert to go with us.
Rachel: Okay, sure thing Andrew.
[monica and chandler come out]
Monica: Oh Robert, look at the stars tonight. Is it not beautiful?
Chandler: Yes it is beautiful but so are you.
He kisses her
Monica: Look there is Alison and Andrew.
[end of the play]
Monica: How was it?
Ross: Good.
Phoebe: Not bad.
Rachel: That was so much fun. I am going to practice my singing tonight.
Monica: Oh great.
Chandler: Yea.
Joey: Good luck Rach.
Rachel walks off
Ross: I bought those new and improved ear plugs you guys wanted.
Everyone: Thank you!!!
ENDING CREDITS
COMMERCIAL
[Rachels room]
Rachel: [singing] Someqwhre over the rainbow…
[living room]
[the tv is up very loud, everyone has ear plugs, and Monica plugged in a hair blower]
Everyone is smiling
THE END