The One With the Time Machine
An original fanfic script by Liam
[SCENE: Chandler's Bedroom. Chandler is asleep in bed.]
Joey's voice from Chandler's memory: Keep rubbing your head that'll turn
[Chandler wakes up.]
[SCENE: Joey & Chandler's apartment. Joey is there.]
Chandler: You know how we were wishing Ross and Rachel never broke up?
Chandler: Yeah well what if Rachel never found out Ross's feelings?
Joey: I dunno.
Chandler: Yeah, well I want to show you something.
[SCENE: Outside Their Apartment Building. Joey & Chandler & a delorean
Chandler: I built a time machine.
Chandler: Let's choose any old episode.
Joey: How about The One Where Monica Gets A New Roommate?
[The two get inside the delorean. Chandler taps something on the dials.]
Chandler: Okay, we just have to get up to 88.
[Outside of Car. We see the car shoot off and vanish leaving fire marks
on the road.]
[SCENE: A highway. The delorean appears and knocks another car off the
[Inside car. Joey and Chandler are screaming. Chandler, who is driving,
hits a button on the panel. The windscreen flashes blue light and Chandler
hits the brakes.]
[Outside car. The car swerves neatly in front of the apartment building
as if it were parked.]
[SCENE: The hallway between Monica & Rachel's, Chandler & Joey's
apartment. Ross & Julie are there kissing. Joey & Chandler enter.]
Chandler & Joey: ROSS!!!!!!!! JULIE!!!!!!!!! KISSING!!!!!!!!
Chandler:(fast) What about Rachel and Mark and the break and The Xerox
Girl and the List and the Prom Video and and and.......
Joey: How you dumped Julie for Rachel!!!!
Ross: Who's Rachel?
Chandler: Monica's friend from high school who ran out on her fiancee on
her wedding day.
Ross: She got killed remember? Some crazy person driving a delorean hit
her and knocked her off the road!!!!!
[Chandler and Joey look at each other and run out of the hallway.]
[SCENE: Inside car. Chandler is pressing buttons on the panel.]
Chandler: Alright we'll go back to this morning and the lock the door on
Joey: Good, then we'll never chnage history.
[Outside car. The car shoots off leaving fire marks on the road.]
[SCENE: The hallway between Monica & Rachel's, Chandler & Joey's
apartment. Joey & Chandler enter, run over to their apartment and lock
the door from the outside.]
[CHANDLER & JOEY DO A HAND SLAP AND THEN VANISH]
[SCENE: Joey & Chandler's apartment. Joey & Chandler appear from
Chandler: It worked.
Joey: Now we can go back in time to stop Ross from sleeping with the Xerox
[They run over to the door but it's locked.]
Chandler: Oh no!!! We locked the door from the outside.
Joey: I know, we'll call Monica!
[Chandler picks up then phone and dials her number.]
Chandler: Monica, It's me Chandler.
Monica's voice from phone: Chandler, why did you call from across the hall.
Chandler: Somebody locked the door from the outside.
Moncia's voice from phone: The outside? The only person who has the keys
are you and Joey. You mean you locked yourself in?
Chandler: It is not funny.
[Rachel opens the door.]
Rachel: Hey guys.
Chandler: Hey Rach.
Monica's voice from phone: While you're in there and not able to get out
I'd just like to say that I'm the one who swapped your whipped cream with
your shaving cream.
[Chandler puts down the phone and leaves. He comes back pulling Moncia
by the neck of her T-Shirt. He picks up the shaving cream and sprays it
all over her hair.]
Chandler: Alright Joey let's go.
[Joey & Chandler leave. The window flashes blue light.]
[SCENE: The Xerox Place. Chloe & Chandler & Joey are there. Chandler
is trying to convince Chloe to say no to his past self.]
Chandler: Alright look you can't do this! I think I'm from the future.
How scary is that?
Chloe: That's sexy.
Joey: Well what about this?!
[Past Chandler & Joey walk in.]
Past Joey: Cool!
Past Chandler: This is too weird.
Chandler: Alright this is it. I'm going.
[SCENE: Outside Xerox Place. We hear from inside sounds of a fight. Joey
& Chandler leave the Xerox place.]
[Chandler pulls out of photo of Ross & Rachel in the middle of yelling
at each other. The photo fades to Ross & Rachel kissing.]
Chandler: Come on! Let's go!
[Chandler & Joey get inside the delorean. The delorean takes off and
gets struck by lightning. The delorean vanishes the way it normally does.]
[SCENE: The young Ross from TOW The Prom Video. Walking across the road.
The delorean appears and hits Ross. The delorean screeches to a halt. Chandler
& Joey get out of the delorean.]
Joey: What happened?!
Chandler: I don't we got struck by lightning and we flew back in time and
Joey: Well what are going to do just leave him here.
Chandler: I don't know!
[Young Chloe comes running out of a house.]
Young Chloe: Oh, oh what happened?
Joey: We accidently saw some guy hit this guy with a car.
Young Chloe: Oh, he's cute! He goes to my school, I think I'll go with
him to the Prom.
[Chandler gets out his photo of Ross & Rachel kissing and it changes
into Ross & Chloe kissing.]
Chandler: Let's get out of here. I've got an idea.
[Joey & Chandler get in the delorean. The car drives off.]
[SCENE: Prom night outside the high school. The band is there. Chandler
& Joey enter and knock two of the band members while the others aren't
looking. The band turns around.]
Band Guy1: What happened?
Chandler: Oh this crazy maniac came and hit these two on the head.
Band Guy2: Oh nuts!!! He's the only guy who has the keys to the car.
Band Guy3: That means we can't pick up Chip!
[Chandler takes out his photo of Ross & Chloe kissing. The two fade
Band Guy4: That means we have no lead singer and no lead guitarist for
the prom. We'll tell the school they'll have to call it off.
Joey: I got an idea.
[SCENE: Inside Prom. Chandler & Joey are on the stage. Joey is playing
the guitar, Chandler is singing.]
Chandler: Earth angels, earth angels, Will you be mine? My darling dear,
love you for all time.......
[Young Ross is dancing with Young Rachel on the dance floor. Chip walks
up to Young Rachel.]
Young Rachel: Hey, Chip.
Chip: May I have this dance?
Young Rachel: Well, I...... (looks at Young Ross) I think I want to spend
the rest of the prom with Ross.
Chandler: I'm just a fool, fool in love with you!
[Young Rachel kisses Young Ross.]
[SCENE: A fair. The delorean appears from nowhere. Joey & Chandler
get out. Ross, Moncia and Phoebe are there. Rachel walks up.]
Ross:(singing) I got chills there multiplying and I'm losing control 'cause
the power of love it's electrifying.
Rachel:(singing) You better shape up. 'Cause I need a man and I've got
my heart set on you.
[The two kiss. Pretty similar ending to Grease huh?]