Written by: Alexandranna Leigh Perry.

Disclaimer: The characters and their stories belong to Bright, Kaufman, and Crane and NBC and Warner Brothers. I mean no infringement and make no profit.

ROSS: I Ross, take the Rachel......Emily, Emily....

PRIEST: Shall I go on???

ROSS: Emily, will you marry me or not? Look I'm sorry!

EMILY:(CALM AND CONTROLLED AT FIRST) When did she get here? (REFERING TO RACHEL)

ROSS: Just before the wedding, she came to wish me good luck!

EMILY:(SARCASTICALLY) Oh, isn't that great. So sweet! She came all the way over here to wish you good luck! (TURNS TO RACHEL) What, haven't you learnt how to use a phone yet?

ROSS: Hey don't speak to her like that!

EMILY: What? You're defending her! DEFENDING HER! She comes here, looks at you, then you can't stop thinking about her and you say HER name instead of MINE! She's ruined the happiest day of my life! AND YOU ARE DEFENDING HER!!!

PHOEBE: Joey? What the hell was that? ....Joey? JOEY?

MONICA: Are you guys alright?

CHANDLER: I've hurt my pride, but I think that's it. Joey?

JOEY: You guys, I can't stand, I've hurt my ankle.

CHANDLER: Here, man, lean on me.

ROSS: What am I gonna do?

MONICA: First, talk to both of them. (TURNS TO WHERE RACHEL WAS) Hey Rachel's gone! When did she leave?...OH MY GOD! You don't think she went after Emily, do you?

CHANDLER: We better find her, Joey what are you doing?

JOEY: Pheebs is still on the phone, (PICKS IT UP) Pheebs?......

PHOEBE: (LISTENING).....Joey? you're cracking up.....What happened?...Joey?

JOEY: Pheebs, I think the phone is broken, I'll call you back......Okay....Bye! (AS HE TURNS THE PHONE OFF THE COVER FALLS APART IN HIS HANDS, TO THE OTHERS) Whose phone was this?

ROSS: Mrs. Waltham's

JOEY: I think it's broken!

CHANDLER: Really? You never would have guessed it!

JOEY:(INTERESTED) Really! So you think you won't notice?

RACHEL: Emily...Emily. Stop for a second.

RACHEL: Look I am really sorry, I never wanted this to happen.....(EMILY STARES AT HER)...Well..maybe I did but..Okay look. Let me explain. Okay. (TAKES A DEEP BREATH) Hi! Well I kinda, had to, well kinda, tell Ross how I felt before he got married....

RACHEL: You see, he deserved to know...Yes, that's right he DESERVED to know how I felt, well feel! You know, before he got married....(SHE CLEARS HER THROAT) ...He had to have all the facts...but I never told him. Emily, you got to believe me, I never told Ross how I felt....(WHISPERING) ..I couldn't do that to him.....(SHE TRAILS OFF)

EMILY: In a way I should thank you, now I know how Ross feels. How can I compete with his teenage fanasty...but there is something you should know.

EMILY: I HATE YOU, YOU BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANDLER: Well if this is what it takes to get attention, then maybe I should go and get run over by a car.

CHANDLER: I was kidding! But you make a good nurse!

PHOEBE: ...Hello? Joey! What the hell is going on?

JOEY: Pheebs, it's a long, and painfull....OUCH!

MONICA: Baby!

JOEY: ...Story...

PHOEBE: Oh. I love stories. And where do you think I'm going. I can't move!

JOEY: Okay...

RACHEL: Mon what am I gonna do?

MONICA: Honey I don't know....

RACHEL: No Monica, you have to help me. Tell Ross.....something...

MONICA: I hardly think I'm the best person to get relationship advice from. I don't even have a boyfriend!

MONICA:...Anyway..Look, let Ross talk to Emily. He has to sort out his feelings before being able to handle yours as well.

RACHEL: But I have to.....

MONICA:(CUTING RACHEL OFF) ..NO!

JOEY: ..Then Emily slapped Rachel across her face, a real bitchy fight. (GRINNING) Turned me on!!!

PHOEBE: JOEY!!!...So, poor Rachel, was she hurt?....Is she alright? Lemme talk to her!

JOEY: Poor Rachel? What about Poor Joey? He hurt himself too!

PHOEBE:...I know but, Joey sweetie, I know you can look after yourself. Rachel can't. Look as a reward for being such a brave and good boy... You can eat meat tonight!

JOEY: Ahhh...Pheebs you're the best...Can I eat meat for the rest of the trip???.....

JOEY: Rach.. Pheebs wants to talk to you.

RACHEL: Pheeeeebbbbbbssssssss.............

PHOEBE:(TO HERSELF) Oh no! Here comes to water works again.....

MONICA: What do you think you are doing?

CHANDLER: MON..I thought you were with Rachel in your room?

MONICA: She's alseep, jetlag... What are you doing?

CHANDLER: ME? Nothing, just going outside for some fresh air. It's pretty cold so you better stay inside, you don't wanna get sick!

(HE NERVOUSLY LAUGHS, MONICA HOLDS HER HAND OUT WAITING)

MONICA: Gimme...

CHANDLER: What?

MONICA: Thank you!..Anyway Chandler why are you smoking?

CHANDLER: Look it's the worry and stress of Ross and Rachel.

MONICA:....No...It's something else...Out with it!

CHANDLER:(QUIETLY) And us......

CHANDLER: We have to talk about what happened...Seriously Monica.

CHANDLER: You have beautiful eyes.

MONICA: Chandler, we can't do this, I mean you are my best friend. I know what you are gonna say, you think that will make it better. But look at Ross and Rachel! They were really close, now look, they are destroying each other's lives. They don't mean to, but they are. I couldn't handle that happening to us.

CHANDLER:But...

MONICA: NO, let me finish... anyway, I've known you for years and we are more like brother and sister. It seems wrong. Not right. Weird...

CHANDLER: I get the point, but...

MONICA: I'M NOT FINISHED! ....Although we spent a great night together. We were drunk, and depressed. It just happened, and a relationship can't be based on one mistake, an accident, I, I mean, we both made in the heat of the moment!

MONICA: I'm finished now!.......

CHANDLER: Well there's nothing left to say...

MONICA: What did you wanna say?

CHANDLER: It doesn't matter....

MONICA: Of course it matters....

CHANDLER: Monica, nothing I say will make you change the way you feel, and.......... to be perfectly honest,............. I'd rather have you as a friend, it won't get all confused and complicated. .....Also I respect you enough to accept your wishes.......I better go check on Joe.

MONICA: Chandler you're lying, I know when you are lying. Tell me what you were gonna say.....

MONICA:(YELLING) DAMN IT CHANDLER!!! COME BACK!!!

CHANDLER: Should I come back later?

JOEY: No, man, Felcity just came over to see if I was alright. She has been trying to make me feel better.

FELICITY: I must be going, if anybody knew that I was sleeping with the enemy, then I could be in trouble.

CHANDLER/JOEY: Huh?...

FELICITY: Everybody hates Ross now, and you're his best men, so I'm not supposed to be talking with you. And definity not doing other stuff...

JOEY: You here that, we are the enemy! The bad guys!...Cool! I've always wanted to play a bad guy!

CHANDLER: This is not a movie Joe!

JOEY: What? Oh I get it, you're upset because you wanna be a good guy, don't worry, you can be a good guy, undercover as a bad guy!!!

CHANDLER: I DON'T WANT TO PLAY!!!

JOEY: Sooooooorrry!!!!! Why are you so snappy?

CHANDLER: I AM NOT SNAPPY!!!

CHANDLER: Sorry, Joe, I'm just worried about......

CHANDLER:....ROSS, that's it Ross and Rachel of course, what else would I have to worry about. I mean, I have NO girlfriend...Nooooooooo.........

CHANDLER: Arrrrrrrr...God.. Ross you scared me!

ROSS: Where's Monica?

CHANDLER: Noooo...I have no idea where she is. Why would I know, I don't keep tabs on her, you know. I'm NOT her boyfriend. She wouldn't look at me twice...hahaha....

ROSS: What's wrong with him?

JOEY: Doesn't like being the bad guy!

PHONE: RING..RING...RING...

RACHEL: OKAY! I'm getting up. Doesn't anybody understand that as well as the 'ROSS' problem, I've still got JETLAG...

RACHEL: Hello?

PHOEBE: Hi, Rach, is Mon there?

RACHEL: No, I dunno where she is...

PHOEBE:(DISAPPOINTED) Oh, I just wanna know what's going on.

RACHEL: Well I can fill you in....

PHOEBE: NO! I want to talk to Monica.....Rach, I'm sorry to tell you this but...Okay, here goes..WHENEVER I TALK TO YOU, YOU ALWAYS CRY. I CAN'T STAND IT!!!!!

RACHEL: Phoebe, thank you for doing that, I having a bad enough time already, but now you....

PHOEBE: Oh for ......

RACHEL: Phoebe? Phoebe? .....

RACHEL: Mon, Pheobe hung up on me she said....What's wrong, honey? You've been crying.

MONICA: Noooo, I haven't, I just been for a walk,..........it's cold out.........I,..I was rubbing my, my, ....eyes,....now they're soar! Yes SOAR!

RACHEL: Monica are you alright?

MONICA: I'M FINE, WHAT'S WITH THE THIRD DEGREE!!!

JOEY: So what happened with you and Emily?

ROSS: I followed her to her apartment, but she wouldn't let me in. I don't know what to do?

JOEY: Have you tried to phone her?

ROSS: Actually, that was why I came back. I hope she will listen to me? Hey what am I gonna say when she picks the phone up?

JOEY: Hello!

ROSS: What?

JOEY: When she answers the phone, you say hello!

ROSS: Thanks Joe, big help!

JOEY: Whoa, whoa whoa, what about Rachel?

ROSS: What about her?

JOEY: Ross you said her name. Think about how she feels now!

ROSS: It was a mistake, a MISTAKE! I said her name because I saw her, she just arrived, I was happy she was there. That's all.

JOEY: But she loves you.....

ROSS: WHAT!!!!

JOEY: Opps...did no one tell you that?

ROSS: JOEY!!!

JOEY: Well you see....Rachel...kinda came he to tell you that...she .....loves you....

ROSS: OH MY GOD!!!

CHANDLER: You see, I've liked her for years, but she was always Mon, Ross's little sis, living across the hall Mon. She has always been there for me, always....whenever my crappy life..blows up in my face!!!!

BARMAN: Sir, could you please keep it down, if you don't, I will have to ask you to leave.

WOMAN: It's okay, I can take care of this.

BARMAN: Thank you miss.

CHANDLER: Helloooooooooo....Oh, it's you. Look I just wanna say, that I don't care! No don't interupt me!!! ...Looooook, I've never had a friend like you, who is very, very beeaautifulllll and smart and..and,.. oh you get the point.

MONICA: Chandler you're drunk!

CHANDLER: Nahhhh, I'm just...well I'm....

CHANDLER: Okay, I may be a little drunk,..... but, but ,but don't tell anyone! Shushhhh.

MONICA: Chandler, lets get you to your room, we'll talk tomorrow.

(THE GANGS LUGGAGE IS ON THE FLOOR, JOEY IS STANDING THERE LOOKING VERY BORED, HE IS LEANING AGAINST A WALL, EASING THE WEIGHT OF HIS BAD ANKLE)

JOEY: Where is everybody?

JOEY: Hey, Felicity. How you doin'.

RACHEL: Hey!

ROSS: Rach!

RACHEL: How are you? Have you talked to Emily?

ROSS: Yeah! She said she needs her space now, and don't be surprised if she never wants to see my lying ass again. Now I'm not an expert, but I'm taking that as a good sign.

RACHEL: That's not funny!

ROSS: Am I laughing. By the way Rach....Why did you come to the wedding?

RACHEL:(LOST FOR WORDS) Errrrrr...Well, I told you, .....I wanted to wish you good luck.

ROSS: You know when you get into a long term relationship, you are able to understand their body language. (LAUGHING) Remember, when I try to lie... I, you know....

RACHEL: (REMEMBERS FONDLY)...You run your fingers through your hair.

ROSS: And you know when you lie.....you rub your fingers together...And? And? (CLICKS HIS FINGERS TOGETHER) You get lost for words.

RACHEL:(WORRIED) Uh huh.

ROSS: Hey, just like you did a minute ago when I asked you why you came to the wedding. Why didn't you tell me the truth?

RACHEL: I did!

ROSS: Why didn't you tell me that you are still in love with me.......

ROSS: Joey told me...

MONICA: Chandler, wake up...honey, you have to get up......

CHANDLER: mmmmm...goooo...awwaay...

MONICA: Chandler?

MONICA:(FED UP) CHANDLER!!!!! WAKE UP!!!! AND MOVE YOU ASS NOW, WE HAVE A PLANE TO CATCH!!!!!!

CHANDLER: Whoa, whoa, keep it down. I've got the seven dwarves singing 'hi ho, hi ho it's off to work we go', inside my head!

MONICA: Let that be a lesson for you...

MONICA: Don't drink again!!! It gets you in trouble!

CHANDLER: You mean like what happened to me and you trouble.

MONICA: That's not funny.....

CHANDLER:(SERIOUSLY) Wasn't meant to be.....

ROSS: So you came here to ruin the wedding!

RACHEL: No! I just had to tell you how I felt. It was breaking my heart, knowing that you were getting married and althought I tried to hide my feelings. I just went crazy.....

RACHEL:....On the plus side, it shows how much you mean to me.....Ross say something, please!

ROSS: Rach, you don't want to know what I think!

RACHEL: Yes I do, look I need to know how you feel!

ROSS: I don't wanna talk about this right now. Look I have to try and make my peace with Emily first, before I deal with you and your feelings.

RACHEL: You don't have to deal with me. You have to deal with yourself Ross, you said my name in your wedding vowls. I didn't force you to say that Ross, now why don't you deal with that!

ROSS: No! I can't handle this now.....I'll see you later Rachel.

MONICA: Why are you making this so hard!

CHANDLER: Because I think what we have is worth fighting for!

MONICA: What we have?

CHANDLER: Yeah Monica. Our friendship has grown, it has changed and I don't want to give it up because we are both scared of what might happen.

MONICA: Chandler...

CHANDLER: Look, you wanted to know what I felt, then here it is. We have known each other for nearly 10 years. We have so much in common that we became so close and special friends. But it doesn't end there Mon, you are the one person who understands me. Who helps me, comforts me and is always there for me. In fact I am closer to you than Joey or Ross. I will always be there for you too Mon. And I hope I have been just as good of friend to you as you have been to me.

MONICA: You are a better friend to me than Rachel and Phoebe...

CHANDLER:(SOFTY) Lemme finish..I have been with you for years and I have found it so hard to watch your ex-boyfriends treat you so badly. Men who don't respect you or love you. Monica I want to be with you as your best friend and .........your boyfriend! But I know that someone as beautiful and smart as you wouldn't even take a second glance at a loser like me. In fact, as much as I want you, I don't deserve you!.. ..........I don't even know what I am saying anymore..........

MONICA: Then show me.....

MONICA: Chandler, you are not a loser, you are a sweet, sensitive and very cute guy. I know I said that I just wanna be friends, but that is because I see what going out has done to Ross and Rachel. I guess, I'm just scared.....

CHANDLER: Me too, but we can be scared together. Oh god, what about the others?

MONICA: Why don't we keep this to ourselves for a while. It'll be less presure.

CHANDLER: Okay, but it will hard to keep it quiet, I mean I'm going out with the women of my dreams.

CHANDLER: So Ross is staying longer to sort things out with Emily?

MONICA: Yeah, he said that he was gonna keep on trying, you gotta feel sorry for him!

MONICA: Yeah..sorry Rach...

JOEY: Pheebs I'm sorry we didn't call, WE ALL ARE SORRY!!! Guys say your sorry to Pheebs about not calling her every hour with updates.

ALL: Sorry Pheebs!

PHOEBE: Okay, you all are forgiven. All six of us forgive you okay, but please put Monica on the phone, I did her fortune reading and it was really weird. I think she should know that she is gonna meet the man of her dreams soon!.....Interesting...Joey? Joey? Oh, I'm gonna have to kick all your asses!.

JOEY: You guys, if the line goes dead, does that mean that I've run out of money.......

THE END