Friends
A Script by BSW
The One When Pete Gets Scared
Scene - Guys Apartment
(Chandler and Joey are eating breakfast)
Chandler - So, how did your dates go yesterday?
Joey - Great! How about you?
Chandler - Great. Lets just say I didnt spend the night here.
Joey - Cool!
<Enter Ross, in rumpled clothing>
Ross - Have you guys got any orange juice? This is an orange juice emergency!
Chandler - In the fridge door. So, how did last night go?
Ross - Great. I love Rachel. And I think she loves me too.
Joey - what gave you that idea?
Ross - Well, Im making her breakfast in bed. What do you think?
<Exit Ross and the orange juice>
Joey and Chandler - Cool!
Scene - Girls apartment
(Monica, whos just left her room)
<Enter Ross>
Monica - What are you doing here? <realizes> Oh!! Oh God!
Ross - Shhhh. I dont want to wake her until I bring her breakfast.
Monica - So, should I say congratulations then?
Ross - I guess so.
<They hug>
Credits
Scene - Central Perk
(All of the gang)
<Monica comes over from the counter>
Monica - OK. theres still no answer.
Rachel - honey, isnt that like the sixteenth time youve tried to ring him?
Monica - Yes.
Chandler - what? Who? Why?
Ross - Last night, Monica told Pete that she loves him. He made some excuses, and then hes not at home. Or at least, not answering the phone.
Monica - Oh God, what have I done?
Joey - well, youve scared him off, of course!
<Everyone looks at him>
Joey - what??
Phoebe - what he means to say is that maybe he got a little bit scared because youve been distant towards him, and then suddenly you say you love him. Itll all be OK. Youll see.
Monica - really? Is that what you think?
Phoebe - Oh no. I agree with Joey, but I sounded good, didnt I?
Rachel - anyway, how did your night go, Chandler?
Chandler - Great. Amys great. The whole night was great. And Ive got another date with her tomorrow night.
Monica - congratulations. You deserve some luck.
Chandler - Thanks, Monica. I appreciate it.
Ross - Id better go now. Ive gotta pick up Ben <looks at his watch> 10 minutes ago. Bye, guys.
All - Bye, Ross/hurry up etc.
<Exit Ross>
Joey - So?
Rachel - so what?
Phoebe - So, whats going on between you two?
Rachel - nothing.
Monica - You were doing nothing for a long time last night, Rachel. Spill the beans.
Rachel - You know Ross, hes dependable. I was upset last night, and he comforted me. It was comfortable, you know?
Chandler - Does that mean youre now a couple?
Rachel - I dont know. I guess. We havent talked about it yet.
Monica - you know as well as we do that youre gonna end up together. Its fate.
Phoebe - the lobster theorem.
<They all look at her>
Phoebe - what?
Scene - A New York Street
(Chandler is walking down the road)
<Hes obviously happy, and he bounces along as he walks. He walks behind a woman with one of those baby carriers on her back. He smiles at the baby. The baby smiles back. Chandler offers his finger. The baby grabs it, put it in its mouth, and bites. Chandler screams out, prompting the mother to turn round. The baby starts crying, and the mother assumes that Chandlers hurt it. She slaps him across the face. Chandler smiles at her, and begins to whistle as he skips down the street. We see the womans confused face, and a subtitle appears on the screen, as she says something in a foreign language>
Subtitle - I guess he had some last night!
Scene - Girls Apartment
(Monica and Rachel)
<Rachel is on the couch, and Monica is in the kitchen, cooking or cleaning. There is a moment of silence, broken by Rachel>
Rachel - Do you think its a boy or a girl?
Monica - what?
Rachel - the baby. Its weird. I never thought about it before. What do you think?
Monica - <sitting down with her> well, a girl would be cool. Ive already got a nephew. But if its a boy, it can play sports with Ben.
Rachel - it could play sports if it was a girl!
Monica - you know what I mean. Have you thought of any names?
Rachel - well, its kinda early. Im only 14 weeks. But I thought Ella if its a girl or Charlie if its a boy.
Monica - Ella Geller? It doesnt really go.
Rachel - I know. But that doesnt matter, cause itll be Ella Green, wont it?
Monica - you mean youre not gonna give it Ross name?
Rachel - I dont see why.
Monica - Not even if you guys get married?
Rachel - I dont really see that happening. Its not a fairytale romance, by any means.
Monica - OK, but I like the names.
Rachel - thanks.
<Monica carries on with her work in the kitchen>
Rachel - you dont think he thinks were gonna get married, do you?
Monica - I dont know. Youll have to talk to him about that.
<Rachel stares into space>
Scene - Guys Apartment
(Chandler, Ross and Ben)
Ross - So Ben learnt this new trick last week. He calls me Bobo now.
Chandler - Oh yes, cause thats an improvement on Geraldine!
Ross - Ha ha. But, I mean, how has he learnt that?
Chandler - Maybe thats the secret code name that lesbians use for their childrens father.
Ross - OK, so what can I teach him to call Susan?
Chandler - So many names!!! Head going to bust!!!
Ross - Im glad you find my life so amusing. What about that date you had? What went wrong?
Chandler - Nothing, it was perfect. Amys perfect, the date was perfect, the night was perfect, and she asked me out tonight too!
Ross - Way to go! So, does that mean youre over that other woman?
Chandler - Maybe. I dont know. But Amys fun, you know?
Ross - Yeah. That was how it felt with Julie. I was getting over Rachel, and she was just some fun to help me with it.
Chandler - Talking about Rachel, have you two spoken yet?
Ross - No, but Im gonna leave it, you know?
Chandler - Wow. Youve changed! Youre gonna be the relaxed guy? Youre not gonna go round there and talk to her today?
Ross - No! Well, not until I take Ben back, anyway.
Chandler - Phew! For a few seconds, I thought you were mature!
Ross - Tease me if you will, but I must be doing something right at last! Were back together, arent we?
Commercial Break
Scene - Carol and Susans Apartment
(Carol)
<Theres a knock at the door, and Carol answers it. Its Ross and Ben>
<Enter Ross and Ben>
Carol - Hey, Ben! Hi Ross. Come in.
Ross - Thanks.
Carol - So, did you have fun?
Ben - Yes.
<Ben runs into a room>
<Exit Ben>
Ross - So
Carol - So
Ross - Would you like to tell me why my son calls me Bobo?
Carol - What?
Ross - Apparently, Im called Bobo.
Carol - Im sorry, I dont know where hes got that from. So, how are things with you, Bobo?
Ross - Fine OK, not so good.
Carol - wanna talk about it? Hows Rachel?
Ross - OK. Were going for a scan in a few weeks but shes the problem.
Carol - Whats happened?
Ross - Well, we kinda spent the night together last night, and she hasnt spoken to me since.
Carol - Nothing?
Ross - We havent discussed it.
Carol - Do you want you two to get back together?
Ross - Yeah, of course.
Carol - Does she?
Ross - thats what I dont know. She wont talk to me about it.
Carol - Ah. I see. The cold shoulder.
Ross - So what should I do?
Carol - Well, either she needs time, or shes a lesbian.
Ross - Great. History repeats itself.
Carol - I wouldnt worry about the second option.
Ross - How do you know?
Carol - The wonders of Gaydar!
<Enter Susan>
Susan - <Without noticing Ross> Carol, Im home! Has Bobo dropped off Ben yet? <sees Ross> Oh. Hi, Ross.
Scene - Central Perk
(Pete)
<Enter Monica>
Monica - there you are! Ive been looking for you everywhere! Didnt you get my messages?
Pete - Yeah, I got them. All 37.
Monica - Whats going on, Pete?
Pete - Well, youre obsessing.
Monica - I mean about last night. I told you I love you, and you freak!
Pete - I know its just
Monica - What? What is it?
Pete - Im not sure I feel the same way.
Monica - Oh.
Pete - Its just that, I like you. I like you a lot. But I didnt realize you were that serious about us.
Monica - This coming from the guy who was worried about me having someone else!
Pete - I know, but I just thought we were having some fun, you know? Im not looking for a wife.
Monica - But after you tried so hard to get me
Pete - Weve spent too much time together. And Ive learnt that there is such a thing as too much of you. It was cute at first, you having to sleep on the same side of the bed every night, and switching the lights on and off seven times. But now it annoys me.
Monica - I annoy you?
Pete - Yeah, but thats normal, isnt it? I must annoy you sometimes.
Monica - Never.
Pete - Look, Im gonna go now, OK?
Monica - So this is it?
Pete - Yeah.
Monica - Then go.
<Pete gets up, and leaves. Monica sighs>
Scene - Restaurant
(Chandler and Amy)
Amy - Really?
Chandler - Yes!
Amy - Your mother is really Nora Bing?
Chandler - Unfortunately.
Amy - No, thats really cool. Ive read every book.
Chandler - Including Mistress Bitch?
Amy - <laughing> Yup.
Chandler - <sarcastic>Oh! Im so glad!
Amy - come on, you should be proud. Shes a great woman.
Chandler - But as a mother, shes useless.
Amy - OK. Well leave this subject alone. So
Chandler - My friends want to meet you.
Amy - they sound great. Why havent I met them already?
Chandler - Because Im insecure and I think youll leave me for Joey.
Amy - Well, he does sound cute <sees Chandlers expression> Chill! I was only joking.
Chandler - I dont want to share you with them.
Amy - I like you, Chandler, but youve got to relax.
Chandler - I like you too, Amy.
Amy - good. Its good to have a boyfriend who likes you.
Chandler - Well, who couldnt?
Amy - Youre sweet, Chandler.
Chandler - I know.
Scene - Girls Apartment
(Monica, whos in the kitchen, eating raw cookie dough)
<Enter Rachel and Phoebe>
Rachel - Hey, Mon.
Phoebe - Hello.
Monica - <unhappy> hi.
Rachel - Whats wrong?
Monica - Spoke to Pete. He doesnt love me. He dumped me. He said I annoy him. Eating.
Rachel - Oh, honey.
Phoebe - But you know, maybe thats good. His aura was orange, and it clashed with your purple.
<Monica and Rachel look at her>
Rachel - Wanna have a girls night in? We could watch the Brad Pitt movie marathon thats on.
Monica - Yeah. But most of all, I want to eat.
Phoebe - Funny, cause I want to play pool.
Rachel - Pheebs? Could you not talk?
<Phoebe acts like shes zipping her mouth up>
Monica - Cookie dough rocks. I havent eaten it since I was a teenager.
Rachel -Ok, you should stop eating, Monica.
Phoebe - Yes, because food doesnt fill the whole in your heart.
Rachel - Ricki Lake?
Phoebe - Might be.
Monica - No, it was Montel. I saw that one.
Time Lapse
<all three are watching TV, and also moaning about their lives. Monica is depressed.>
<Enter Chandler>
Chandler - Hey, girls!
Rachel - you look happy!
Chandler - Yeah, well, Ive just had another date with Amy! Shes the coolest! I know its early, but she could be the one! Im gonna go and watch Baywatch now!
<Exit Chandler>
<Rachel looks sympathetically at Monica>
Monica - Great.
<Rachel hugs her, and then Phoebe joins in>
Credits
Teaser
Scene - Central Perk
(Ross and Gunther)
<Ross is reading off a list to Gunther, whos not really interested>
Ross - So, weve narrowed it down to Ninny, Goblin Breath, Puke Voice or Diplodicus.
Gunther - whatever.
Ross - Come on, I need you help!
Gunther - Why dont you get him to call your ex-wifes lesbian life partner something like Stuart?
Ross - Yeah, That could work
+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++OK! Im sorry to you all for taking so long, but Ive got caught up with School and writing Dawsons Creek Fanfic. Ive been writing non stop, but I promise Ill finish off this series. Thanks go to all those who e-mailed me, and especially Eric for being so patient. Season Five starts here in England on Thursday, so Ill probably write a bit quicker!