THE ONE WITH ALL THE NEWS PART III
This
fanfic is located 1 week after TOW ALL THE NEWS p.II. so...to understand this
FANFIC better you should probably read the first part “TOW ALL THE NEWS PART
II”
Any comments about how is
it just e-mail me at: Jeniffer_cvs@hotmail.com
Disclaimer:
This fanfic script is based on the characters and settings of the TV show
"Friends", which is the property of Warner Bros. and Bright Kauffman
Crane Productions, Their use is not intended for profit, only for
entertainment."
[Scene: Chandler and
Monica’s place, everyone except Monica and Chandler is there.]
Ross: Honey relax...they’ll
be here any minute.
Rachel: I know...but I want
to know...
Phoebe: Yeah...we all want
to know...
(Chandler and Monica
arrive)
Joey: So how did it go?!
How did it go?!!
Chandler: Easy Joe...first
of all hi...and then...
Monica: EVERYTHING IS ALL
RIGHT!!! WE ARE GOING TO HAVE A HEALTHY BABY!!!
Everyone: OMG!!! Congratulations!
Phoebe: WOW...I mean
WOW...this is so...this is so...
Joey: WOW?
Phoebe: Yeah...he always
knows the right thing to say...(they kiss)
Rachel: So what month is it
for?
Monica: ...December...
Ross: Im so happy for you
guys...
Monica: And also, since
they wedding is in one week, my dress will still fit!!
Chandler: Yeah...we have
everything under control, we are good to go!
Joey: I can’t believe
it...can you beleive it? Last week we were like Joey and Phoebe, Ross and
Rachel, and Chandler and Monica...next week we will be like Joey and Phoebe,
Ross and Rachel, Mr and Mrs Bing plus one...I just can’t beleive it!
Rachel: Yeah...it is pretty
amazing...
Phoebe: But everything is
going to be great...I know it I just know it...
[SCENE: Monica and Chandler’s
place, Monica and Rachel are there having breakfast...Its been three months
after the wedding.]
Monica: Oh...this whole
preganacy thing is so weird...I mean my clothes doesn’t fit...it had been a
while since I was fat...
Rachel: But honey , this
kind of overweight is the one that will bring you happiness, the other kind
just made you propense to heart attacks...
Monica: I know...and I am
so happy about that...but what if I don’t loose all the weight I gain over
this...what if I get really fat again?
Rachel: Ok...look, you did
it once...plus this time when December comes you will loose half of the weight
and then the other half will be easier.
(Joey and Phoebe enter)
Joey:Hey guys!
Phoebe: Oh...oh...Joey has
great news!
Rachel: What?, what happened?
Joey: I’ll be co-star of
Mel Gibson!!!
Monica: Omg! Joey...way to
go!
Rachel: Wow!...and what is
the movie about?!
Joey: Well...its about a
guy who finds out this other guy is the only one who can save the world from a
wizard who wants to take over the wolrd!
Monica: Really...deep and
meaningful...
Phoebe: (Excited) I can’t
beleive my boyfriend is going to be Mel Gibson’s co-star!
Rachel: When do you start?
Joey: Next week...but I’ll
have to travel to Boston each weekend...
Phoebe: (Saddly)Oh...I
can’t beleive my boyfriend is going to be away on weekends...
Joey: don’t worry I’ll make
it up for you everytime I return...
Phoebe: oh...You
better...(she giggles, but then she looks at her clock)...shoot...I have an
early appointment I have to go baby...(They kiss)bye!
Rachel: Oh... you guys are
the cutest...
Joey: We are aren’t we?
(After a while , Chandler and Ross are talking on the
hallway)
Ross: Do you think I
should?
Chandler: Well, you guys
haven’t been together for a long time...I think it’s rushed...
Ross: But I had been with
her before...and this time it just feels SO right...its not like before...and I
am going to do it...
Chandler: Well it’s your
call.
(They enter)
Ross: Hey...
Rachel: Hi sweety...
Monica: Hello Mr. Bing
Chandler: Hello Mrs. Bing.
Joey: Guess what?! Im going
to be Mel Gibsons co-star!
Ross: Really how come?
Joey: Well the director was
friend with the director from the WWI movie...so I got the audition , and the
part!
Ross: (To Rachel) Would you
mind if we go to the hall...I need to talk to you about something...
Rachel: Yeah...sure...(they
go out to the hall) What’s going on?
Ross: Uhm...well, since we
got together again, we have been staying at your place, along with Phoebe and
Joey, and at my place, but I was thinking that...uhm...why don’t you move in
with me?
Rachel: OMG!! Are you
serious?...
Ross: I’ve never been more
serious...
Rachel: Of course!!...(They
kiss)...now let’s tell everyone!!
(They enter again)
Rachel: We are going to
move in together!!!
Joey: What?!
Monica: Really?
Ross: Yeah...we are moving
in together.
Joey: To Ross’s place
right?
Rachel: Yeah Joe...don’t
worry...
Joey: Thanks...because for
a sec. There I was like...where the
hell am I going to live!
Ross: Don’t worry
Joey...Rach, is the one moving out.
Chandler: So when do you
plan to do it?
Rachel: Uhm...I m not
sure...honey?
Ross: Uhm...what about next
week?
Rachel: sounds perfect to
me!
Joey: (voice cracking)
Everything it’s changing too much!...I....I...(he just turns around)
[Scene: Rachel and Joey’s
place, they are helping Rachel to move, but they are not letting Monica carrie
anything...She is about to move a box, but...]
Chandler: Honey...you
shouldn’t carry anything...let me do it...
Monica: No!...So, ok I’m
pregnant but I want to help!!
Chandler: You can
help...but not with the boxes.Now why don’t you go down and check that everyone
is doing what it’s supposed to...
Monica: Ok...I know you are
blowing me off...but...(She takes one box before leaving and starts to walk
faster over to the hallway, Chandler goes and tries to make her leave the box,
Meanwhile Joey and Ross talk about Joey’s movie)
Ross: So, Mel Gibson’s
co-star huh?
Joey: I know...this really
is my BIG BREAK...
Ross: Yeah...it seem like
it is...so who else is starring in the movie?
Joey: Uhm...you know other
actors you might not know about like...Meg Ryan, and 2 of the Coyote Girls...
Ross: They are hot!
Joey: I know...
Ross: How come you never
mentioned them before?
Joey: Well you know how I
always end up sleeping with some of my co-stars in plays and stuff...(Ross
gives him a “Duh” look)well I guess I didn’t mentioned any of this because I
didn’t wanted Phoebe to be afraid I’d act like “Joey” you know?...I mean I am
totally devoted to her, but I didn’t want her to doubt of me...so I just didn’t
said the entire cast...
Ross: Wow Joey...but you
don’t have to be afraid, I mean she knows you’d never do anything like that to
her, I mean if you had planned to cheat on her you would have done it by now,
so don’t tell it as if you were going to cheat on her, just tell it as an
unknown fact about you film.
Joey: But look what
happened between you and Rachel, everything was ok, until you slept with the
Xerox girl
Ross: But WE WERE ON A BREAK!....(clears
his troath)...sorry, but I mean you are not on a break...so you can’t,and you
won’t sleep with anyone ok?
(Phoebe and Rachel came out
of Rachel’s room with the last things...)
Rachel: Wow...so this is
it...
Phoebe: Yeah...
Joey: Is everything ready?
Rachel: It looks like it.
Ross: So lets go, I presume
Monica and Chandler are still down there fighting over who carries the boxes...
(They close the door and in
the stairs Monica and Chandler are fighting over the control of the box)
Ross: Guys, I’m sorry to
tell you, that we are leaving so why dont you both carrie the box...?
Mon/Chan: Fine...deal...
[SCENE: Ross’s…now Ross and
Rachel’s place everyone is sitting there tired from the moving]
Monica: Hey Joey, and
besides Mel Gibson who is starring in the movie?
Joey: (nervous) Uhm…well no
one out of the common , you know…Meg Ryan and two of the coyote ugly girls
Chandler: They are hot!
Monica: Chandler!
Chandler: But not as hot as you!
Phoebe: Really? Uh…hu…and
why would you need bar tenders against an evil wizard?
Joey: They don’t play bar
tenders on this movie, just in the last one
Ross: Ok…other things to be
treated…Honey…how could all your stuff fit on your last room?
Rachel: Its not that
much…(everyone glares at her) ok, ok…Monica organized it…
Chandler: Now there’s an
explanation I can believe
Rachel: Hehehe…not funny,
now I’m going for a soda anyone wants one?
Phoebe: I’ll go with you
Rachel: Ok
(In the kitchen)
Phoebe: Did you saw that?!
Did you saw that?!
Rachel: What honey?
Phoebe: The way he got all
nervous when he said the names of her co-stars!
Rachel: So? Maybe he
thought you might not be comfortable hearing them…
Phoebe: Why would I be
uncomfortable…the only way I’d be uncomfortable would be if he sleeps with
them…so obviously he is planning to do it
Rachel: Come on , Pheebs!
The guy loves you…he is never been so into a relationship, why would he give up
all that?
Phoebe: Maybe ‘cause I’m
not as hot as those coyote girls or …or…’cause I haven’t told him yet…that…I’m
pregnant
Rachel: You are what?!
Phoebe: Yeah…I know…Monica
is going to think I steal her thunder…
Rachel: No…Phoebe this is
huge!, but he is going to be thrilled to know it…
Phoebe: You really think
so?
Rachel: Yeah…I mean if
Chandler could handle it…he can do it
Phoebe: Yeah …good
point…I’ll tell him tonight.
(They enter again)
Phoebe: Uhm…Joey, honey… you have to leave tomorrow
would you mind if we leave now?
Joey: Sure…so guys…I’ll see you next week
Everyone: Bye, good luck, take care!
(Joey’s place they are on the bed Joey has his arm
around Phoebe)
Joey: Oh…I don’t want to leave tomorrow
Phoebe: I don’t want you to leave, but you do have to
leave ok?…Can I ask you something?
Joey: Sure…what is it?
Phoebe: Why did you got all nervous when you told
everyone the other cast members
Joey: Well to be honest…I didn’t knew how would you
react…I mean I was afraid you’d think I’d cheat on you or something
Phoebe: To tell you the truth I did felt uncomfortable
at first, ‘cause I imagine that you would get nervous if you had planned to do
it…
Joey: But Pheebs you are amazing, I love you, and I’ll
never do something like that to you. This is the best relationship I’ve had
since…well…forever…and giving you up is the last thing I want to do.
Phoebe: Really?
Joey: Yeah…(they kiss)
Phoebe: OK, now I’ve got some news…
Joey: What?
Phoebe: We are going to have baby!
Joey: (shocked) Are you sure?!
Phoebe: YES!
Joey: (less shocked…more excited) OMG!!! OMG!!! (they
kiss!) do the others know?
Phoebe: Only Rachel
Joey: We should tell them now!!…(starts thinking) Wait
a minute…there is something missing yet… (gets up and starts going through one
of the bags he had already packed)
Phoebe: Well I think we’ve done pretty much
everything…but
Joey: (gets a little black box) This was missing
(opens the box showing a beautiful ring)
Phoebe: (starts crying…) OMG…Joey…
Joey: Phoebe Buffay…you have made me feel the luckiest
guy on earth…and now inside of you, it’s a prove of that…but still… I want to
make things right…so Phoebe Buffay will you marry me?
Phoebe: YES!!! (they kiss)
[SCENE: Ross and Rachel’s C&M, R&R are still
there, Joey and Phoebe enter running]
Joey: We are going to have a baby!!!
Everyone: OMG!!! Congratulations!!! (They all run to
hug ‘em)
Phoebe: But that’s not all…we’re getting married!
Everyone (again): OMG!!! Congratulations!!! (They all
hug)
THE END