The One Where they go to the hospital(a.k.a. TOW it falls apart part 4)
Written by: EFN
This script is based on characters, events, and places originally created by Marta Kauffman, David Crane, and Kevin S. Bright. By the way, These characters belong to Bright, Kaufman and Crane Productions and Warner Bros. Their use is not intended for profit or as a derivative work of the NBC series Friends,only for entertainment. and may not be reprinted for commercial usage without the express written consent of EFN.
* Hi! How are you! As in the last ep. (episode) If you don't remember anything from the last part there is the Pre-intro scene which will remind you the last chapters digest all I'll remind is : "it's a week after TOW Chandler in a box
[Pre- intro scene : The reception as the clerk (CLRK) from the 2nd episode of the fan-fic talks to us...]
CLRK: Hello! How can I help you? Well if you're not gonna answer I'll tell you what's the last episodes digest! here goes....all the friends got in a big mess back in the US like Monica who made a move with Chandler and ran away with Ross over here or Ross who came over here to settle with Ben & Carol who are moving to here for 3 years! Or Chandler who slept with Rachel and went to here to think or Phoebe who ran away from the candid camera guys with their money or Joey who slept with someone from here and was dumped and left here with a suitcase full of money... anyway here it got mixed up (Im using the titles pretty well, huh?) and Rachel Dumped Chandler after they agreed it was a fling for Ross. disappointed Chandler Slept with Phoebe and disappointed Monica who wanted Chandler Slept with Joey. But then it turned over (I love these titles) And Joey and Phoebe decided they make a couple while Chandler found out about Monica & Joey and Monica found out about Chandler and Phoebe. But the turn over top is Ross and Rachel who broke up because of the letter shorter version. As we left that... crazy gang Rachel and Ross were drunk as Chandler decided to do something and took with him drunk Joey Monica and Phoebe not before Rachel said to Chandler about Monica did you tell her that you love her? or something like this... and me? Im just sitting in this place and listens to all the conversations in this hotel...
[Pre intro Scene #2 Monicas Hotel Room. Chandler, Joey who is drunk, Phoebe and Monica]
MON: ...yes Chandler? What do you want?
CHAN: Look! youve got to help me! We need to make a plan to stop Ross and Rachel madness
CHAN: they are crazy!! they are insane!!
MON: ha! Ha! Ha! Good one!
CHAN: no! no! no! its sounds like Im... trying to be... to be... a general or something but look! its not my thought in the last hour I listened to We were on a break favorite stories!
MON: ok... I dont think so go to bed sleep take some aspirin and when youll wake up we all will laugh at you together...
PHOE: sounds like a plan...
CHAN: Joey? Would you help me?
JOEY: sure! With what?
CHAN: the reasons to prevent Ross and Rachel madness from happening again
JOEY: sure! What's that again?
CHAN: can't you remember? You were there 5 minutes ago!
JOEY: oh!!!!!! No! I can't...
CHAN: ok! I'll remind you!
CHAN: Monica! Pour me a glass of water! (she glares at him)...Please
MON: ok... (she does so)
CHAN: (imitating Ross): Hi! ... (he drinks) We were on a break! On a... (drinks the rest of the glass) Can you fill me up? Please? (Monica does so) Break! On a break! (drinks again) Fill me up again please (MON does so) On A Break! It's over it's definitely! Definitely! Um... what was I saying? Oh! Definitely over! (Drinks) Can you please...
MON: yea! But there is something you need to know
CHAN: in a second Im imitating Ross ON A BREAK! BREAK! (silence)
CHAN: yea, now there was something you wanted to tell me?
MON: yea! That wasnt water... that was...pure vodka
(he passes out)
MON: yea! Feminism Rules!
[Scene: Monicas room Chandler and Joey are in the bed, Chandler wakes up, sees that Joey is next to him and does a surprised face then he comes out of the bed and looks aroundhisback to sleeping Joey, then, Monica enters]
CHAN: um... hi!
MON: hi!(indicates Joey) how did you two lovers sleep?
MON: you and Joey!
CHAN: what about us? (realizes) THAT about us? No! no! no! its not what youre thinking!
CHAN: really! Now could you leave me alone? I have a huge hangover
MON: ok... ok... I understand... usually after you get drunk and sleep with someone you have a huge hangover...
CHAN: hey! That wasnt it!
MON: then what was it? Why do you have a hangover?
CHAN: um... well if you wanna know...the real story is that Joey was drunk and... and... he fell asleep and... and then... the aliens... yea! The aliens came and... and... made me lie next... and only NEXT to him! So then they took their tools and forced me to... sleep and then... well I slept and they experimented my head and now I have a headache called by me a hangover
MON: oh, ok! I just thought that after you made us come here and imitated Ross with what you thought was water and what we knew was vodka, you fell asleep, and Joey fell asleep too so we put you next to each other... (thinks) but if you say that there were aliens...
CHAN: ha ha ha! Youre so funny! You know lately you do funny things like putting me next to Joey or telling me that you love me and run away... so funny!
MON: (shocked) what?
CHAN: what I.... (realizes quietly) just said... wasnt that a great joke? (she glares at him) you see? The Vodka had it influences...
[silence then Ross comes in half drunk and yells]
ROSS: we were on a break!
MON: [silently, softly] I think that we need to talk
CHAN: I know that
[they get closer and kiss as... Joey wakes up]
JOEY: hey! Whats going on?
[Chandlers eyes opens wide, then he notices that his back is in front of Joeys face he breaks from Monica and without looking back he says in a phony voice...]
CHAN: well Miss Geller if youll have another problem in your room call us again... bye!
[CHAN walks out]
[Scene: The royal Suite, the phone rings and wakes Rachel up]
CLRK: hi! This is the hotel clerk and Ive called to notice you that you owe us exactly 10,000 dollars in your American money
RACH: ok... why?
CLRK: because you hadnt paid
RACH: ok how much?
CLRK: 10,000 dollars
RACH: ok bye
[she hangs up the phone and gets back to bed then she wakes up]
RACH: I owe the hotel one hundred thousand dollars?
[Ross, drunk comes in]
ROSS: (to Rachel screaming) we were on a break!
ROSS: on a break!
RACH: shut up!
ROSS: but we were on a break!
RACH: would you shut up please?
ROSS: but we were...
RACH: yea, right shut up we will fight later
ROSS: o...ok... can I sleep here until well fight?
RACH: yea right, if youll pay me 100,000 dollar
ROSS: ok... Ill pay you later
[he falls asleep]
RACH: you bet you will
[she falls asleep too]
[Scene: Phoebes hotel room she flips through the channels on t.v.]
TV Reporter: (voice from t.v.): The stolen money from the candid camera show is still missing and the suspect is still under arrest she claims: it was my sister but still shes got some explaining to do if she is telling the true one of them will be: where is her sister and where is the money?...
PHOE: oh my god!
(she walks out of the room)
TV reporter: about the trick that made the trickers broke... when we get back
[Shot in the t.v. of Ursula as the title says as we get back the stolen millions]
Ursula: Phoebe!! Get me out of here!!
[Scene: Outside the royal suite, Chandler knocks, then knocks harder, then he tries to open the door and... it opens up]
CHAN: well... isnt it nice
[he comes in and sees Ross and Rachel asleep]
CHAN: oh, my god! What happened here?
[no one answers]
CHAN: hello! (screams) WAKE UP!!!
[Ross and Rachel stay asleep, Chandler goes to the little radio in Rachels side and turns it on... Full volume what wakes her up]
CHAN: nice of you to wake up!
RACH: yea, let me sleep for a sec
CHAN: sure, why not?
Radio Reporter (with British accent): ...About 60 million dollars in that suitcase that the candid camera show lost, about 60 million dollars Miss. Ursula will have to pay
CHAN: oh my god! Theyve got Phoebesister! Shes gonna have to pay 60 dollars
RACH: so? You have to pay the hotel 10,000 dollars...
RACH: what I said
RACH: yea! But dont worry Ross said that hell pay it
ROSS (wakes up): What?
RACH: you said that youll pay the hotel 10,000 dollars
ROSS: no I didnt!
CHAN: wait a sec how come I have to pay the hotel? You used the room!
RACH: well... you rented it
ROSS: when did I say it?
CHAN: how come you wont pay! It all falls down on me!
RACH: shut up! Both of you! (they shut up) Ross- you said it when you came to sleep over here . Chandler- Ill help you pay... actually Ross will now, for comments first Ross then Chandler
ROSS: but I was drunk! I dont have that kind of money!
RACH: still that was your word! ... Chandler? Your turn
CHAN: but I didnt use the room! So technically speaking you and Ross should pay!
RACH: Ill think about it... anymore questions?
[no one speaks or move]
RACH: I see that no... [Chandler Raises his hand] yes, Chandler?
CHAN: since you dont have any money here as me and Ross how are we gonna pay?
PHOE: you wont guess!
PHOE: theyve got my sister! Youll never guess why!
CHAN: Ursula? Because of the candid camera thing?
PHOE: yea! How did you guess
CHAN: thats sucks! Were sorry!
ROSS: yea, well help you through it!
CHAN: um... I know that this is a wrong time to ask but... can you give us 10,000 dollars? As a loan?
PHOE: sure? Why is a wrong time? (realizes) oh... I dont think so...
CHAN: ok... we understand
ROSS: ok... whats now?
CHAN: we tell the hotel we dont have the money
RACH: thats reasonable
PHOE: what? You owe it to the hotel?
PHOE: god youre in trouble!
PHOE: they will kick your ass with dishes they will ripp you off with jobs they will... (looks at them) never mind!
RACH: ok... thanks Phoebe well meet our destiny now...
CHAN: yea... well go on and face them
PHOE: ok... need help?
RACH: you can? Please!
PHOE: sure! What the heck!
CHAN: ok! Lets go!
ROSS: ok... bye!
ROSS: Im not a part of it!
[everyone glare at him]
ROSS: but I just done my nails!
[everyone glare at him]
CHAN: well talk about it later... come on!
[Scene: MONs room she watches t.v. as Joey is asleep, suddenly a beeper rings somewhere which makes Joey wakes up]
MON: good morning for the third time... you know I hate to say it but you have a wake up problem you woke up 3 times this morning which reminds me...
(Monica gets near him and ...slaps him)
MON: thats for the chauvinist comments while I watched the news... now help me find the beeper
JOEY: ok... just one question... was I good?
JOEY: we had sex... didnt we?
MON: no! you got drunk and fell asleep... next to Chandler if youd like to know... and then in your sleep you...
JOEY: wheres the beeper?
[they look for the beeper]
MON: I found it! Hey... its Rosss
MON: Ill call the numbers its in UK
JOEY: so you make a out of state call...
MON: no... you are in London!
JOEY: am I?
MON: hello? Oh, hi Carol! What? Ben, what? Ill get him! Bye!
JOEY: what happened?
MON: its Ben!
JOEY: yea! Ive got that!
MON: he fell down... he is in the hospital
[They run out]
[Scene: Monica and Joey run down the hall and call the elevator... the door opens and there they see... a bunch of unfamiliar people, one of them lightning a cigarette]
MON: up or down?
GUY #1: down...
JOEY: we need up!
MON: when theyll get down!
JOEY: we have no time!
MON: and waiting for the elevator to go up again is time saving.... Come on!
[They get in]
[Cut to: stairs Ross, Rachel, Phoebe and Chandler are walking down]
CHAN: that thing makes me tired
PHOE: better get used to it...
ROSS: besides I had no strength to go in the elevator with the smoking man
CHAN: hey! I quitted!
ROSS: the smoking man that was in the elevator!
RACH: oh! The poor guys that have to stand near him! Lucky we took the stairs!
[Cut to: the elevator Joey and Monica are coughing]
JOEY: Mr. can you turn this thing off?
Smoke Man: in a second
Other elevator men: no! dont turn it off
GUY1: we like cigarettes
[all of the elevator men inhaling the smoke]
[Cut back to Ross etc. going down]
ROSS: here it is the final frontier the final stairs
[Cut to MON and JOEY]
MON: the final floor
[The elevator door opens and the people goes out]
MON: quick Joey press 3
JOEY: shouldnt we wait for the smoke to come out?
[Cut to: Ross etc. going to the lobby and look at the elevator crowded with so much people and smoke]
ROSS: I told you we shouldnt take it
[Cut back to MON trying to look beyond the people]
MON: no! come on!
[Joey presses the button as the people go and MON sees Ross]
MON: no! dont press! (Screams) Ross! Ross!
[Ross turns around sees her and runs towards the elevator]
[Slow motions: Ross runs as the door closes we move to close up on Ross Monica and Joey ]
[The door closes]
Ross: I wonder what she wanted...
[Cut to: elevator]
MON: no!! Joey! Why did you press this button?
JOEY: because you told me to!
MON: oh! Now press the Lobby button
[Cut back to Ross]
CHAN: come on shell come back and we will be right there! ... only Id be out there
CHAN: what?... nothing
[they go to the clerk]
CHAN: I come in peace... um... from room 450 the royal suite
CLRK: oh, yea... Mrs. Bing!
CHAN: yea... and you noticed us that we need to pay 10,000 dollars the problem is that we dont have the money!
[The elevator door opens and Monica and Joey walks out]
ROSS: Monica! What?
MON: Im so happy to see you all... almost
[CHAN hides behind Phoebe]
ROSS: what happened?
MON: its Ben!
MON: he is in the hospital
MON: yea, sorry!
ROSS: which hospital!
MON: Ill tell you in the way we need to get 2 cabs!
CHAN: Ill do it!
CLRK: excuse me but you owe me money!
PHOE: shut up!
[Chan walks out]
ROSS: is he ok?
MON: I dont know! I went strait over here... and then I went up and got back over here! Well... you now what I meant
ROSS: ok! Lets calm down hes fine! Carol would of said if something really bad happened
CLRK: ok! Now about the money!
[CHAN comes in]
CHAN: the cabs are waiting outside!
ROSS: ok! What are we waiting for!
CHAN: lets go!
[They walk out]
CHAN: hold it!
CHAN: how can we pay for these cabs?
JOEY: what do you mean?
CHAN: me, Ross and Rachel have no money and Phoebe wont spend her money
JOEY: Ok! I have money upstairs in my room
MON: me too
ROSS: then go and get it! we will split up for the cabs!
JOEY: got it!
[Joey and Monica go up]
ROSS: ok! Lets split!
RACH: ok! Ok! (everyone go in except for Ross)
ROSS: now everybody out!
(everybody gets out)
ROSS: we need to pick the cabs carefully. On the first cab will be me, because Im the father, Monica cause she is the aunt and... (thinks) Chandler
CHAN: what? Why?
ROSS: cause you are my friend (Chandler glares at him) because we need you to relax us with jokes on the cab... and we need you to scream on the driver
CHAN: I dont think so Monica is much better screamer and besides Id just be slow and be behind. BUT I can give you an alternate person...Phoebe! Shes tall so shell spot Carol and Susan from distance!
ROSS: um... youre right! Phoebe youre in our cab!
PHOE: but I want to be with Joey!
ROSS: youll have time... later!!
PHOE: but Ross!
ROSS: no but!
PHOE: ok... (thinks) wait a second! who decided to make you the head... decider? I want to decide too! who supports me?
[Chandler and Rachel raise hands]
ROSS: hey! Wait a second! this is my son!
[Chandler and Rachel bring their hands down]
PHOE: so what? (nobody moves) its our right! (nobody moves) ok...
ROSS: come on! In the cabs... now!
[They go into the cabs]
[Cut to: elevator Monica and Joey]
MON: got the money for the cab?
JOEY: yea, you too?
MON: yea! As the door opens run as fast as you can!
[The door opens, Joey and Monica run to the door they get over there together so Joey comes in first]
[Cut to: the cabs Joey is in front of them]
PHOE (in the back sit of the first cab): Jo! Come here!
CHAN (in the back sit of the second cab): over here Joey!
MON: (behind Joey): move it!
JOEY: I... I cant decide!
CHAN: come on!
MON: MOVE IT!
JOEY: ok! Ok! (he goes to Phoebes cab)
(MON goes to the other cab back sit)
Cab driver #2: where to?
[Cut to the first cab]
Cab driver #1: where to?
ROSS: um.... I dont know!
(suddenly the second cab moves)
ROSS: after that cab!
Cab Driver #1: ok!
[Cut to: the second cab]
RACH: so... Chandler, Monica, whats going on between you to?
CHAN: um... nothing going on between us!
MON: nothing should happen
RACH: but... but... Chandler you told me that.../
RACH: that you
RACH: that you l...
CHAN: that I like her? I still like her!
MON: and I like him!
[Cut to: the first cab as we focus on Ross hearing the giggling of Phoebe]
ROSS: Phoebe? Is there something you and Monica want to tell me?
PHOE (Voice from behind): no..
(the giggling continues)
ROSS: are you sure?
(the giggling becomes louder)
ROSS: uh.... Phoebe? Whats going on in here?
PHOE: what do you mean?
(she keeps giggling)
[Cut to: the second cab]
CHAN: so... how are you Monica
MON: Im fine thank you and how are you?
CHAN: fine thanks
[Cut back to the first cab the giggling are loud]
ROSS: Phoebe? Why are you laughing?
PHOE: cause I feel good?
[Cut back to the second cab]
CHAN: how much money did you bring?
MON: 100 dollars
MON: do you think I had to bring more?
[Cut back to: the first cab, Phoebe still giggles]
ROSS (to the driver): can you tell me what are they doing back there?
Driver #1: its non of my business but... (looks in the mirror ) they are having fun... if you know what I mean...
ROSS: I think I do... I did it again
[Cut back to: the second cab]
MON: did you do something different with your hair?
CHAN: I forgot to comb it...
[Cut to the first cab Phoebe keeps giggling Ross turns around]
ROSS: now thats it!
[Ross sees that Joey and Phoebe is behind]
ROSS: where is Monica?
JOEY: in the other cab
ROSS: thats what I wanted to know
[Cut to the second cab]
CHAN: so everything is good?
MON: yea! ...you?
MON: thats good!
RACH: yea! I think that Ive got the idea - you are friends only friends! Just stop it!
MON: thats funny
CHAN: I didnt know that we are bothering you
MON: yea, if you want us to stop
CHAN: we will
MON: after all were friends
CHAN: only friends
Cab driver #2: shut up!
RACH: (to the driver) thank you
Cab driver #2: youre welcomed... so... are you involved with anyone?
RACH: me? No! I had this relation but its over! Were friends. Only friends. Just like them
CHAN & MON: yea, were friends... only friends
Cab driver: ok got it! Tell me when youll be free... really free from this relation ship
[Scene: near the hospital the cabs stops and the 6 friends start running towards the reception desk, when they get over there they see that the clerk (CLRK2) is talking on the phone]
ROSS: um.. excuse me?... excuse me?
CLRK2: in a second
ROSS: do you mind Im kind of in a rush you see my son...
CLRK2: in a second!
MON: let me do it! (screams) EXCUSE ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CLRK2: in a second
MON: in a second? In a second say to other losers like him (points at Ross) not to me Im in a hurry and Im in a hurry NOW and I want service NOW
CLRK2: (looks at Monicas stomach) wow! And youre not even pregnant yet! What do you want?
MON: Im looking for Ben....
ROSS: Willick-Geller- Bunch
CLRK2: in a second... (types in the computer) no! there is no Willick-Geller-Bunch
ROSS: then try... (quietly) Willick-Bunch-Geller
CLRK2: (loudly) Ben Willick-Bunch-Geller? On the way! (types) poor kid... who gave him that long name? Id prefer Willick-Bunch
ROSS: well thats not your call or your son!
CLRK2: sorry! We dont have Ben Willick-Bunch-Geller here, but we do have Ben Willick-Bunch...
ROSS: where is he?
CLRK: orthopedics room 6... its on floor 2!
ROSS: ok! Thanks! Come on!
[they run towards the elevator]
ROSS (to Chandler): Ill talk to them about the name later...
CHAN: I bet you will
[they reach the elevator]
ROSS (presses the button) come on! Come on! Come on!
[the door opens and the friends get inside with a smoking man]
[Cut to: floor 2 the elevator door opens and the smoking man gets out leaves the friends coughing, then suddenly the door closes as the friends shout]
[Scene: later at floor 2, the elevator door opens and the friends go out]
CHAN: I never knew that this building can have so much floors
ROSS: tell me about it
MON: I dont want to interfere but does the words Ben and room 6 tells you something
ROSS: oh, yea (gets into panic) RUN!!!!!
[They run into orthopedics and see next to room 6 Carol and Susan]
MON: where is he?
ROSS: how is he?
CAROL: he is fine
ROSS: then where is he
SUSAN: inside resting
ROSS: what the hell happened?
CAROL: we were in the hotel in our room and he bend from the window and...
ROSS: he fell down?
SUSAN: no... he saw a balloon seller so we went down to bring it to him and
ROSS: you left him alone in the room?
CAROL: no he came with us! Anyway he took the balloon and it flew away
ROSS: and he ran to the highway and...
SUSAN: no! we bought him a new one but then as we went to the parking where our rented car were...
ROSS: a car hit him?
CAROL: no! we got into the car and his balloon flew into the front seat...
SUSAN: and then he put off the seatbelt to take it and BOOM! Before Carol even moved from the parking
CAROL a car hit us
SUSAN: and he felt pain everywhere especially in the head so we went over here
CAROL: so they checked him and said
ROSS: NO! NO! he is going to get through it!
SUSAN: yes hes gonna get through it... he broke his arm
ROSS: thats it?
ROSS: yes! (he hugs everyone including Susan)
ROSS: sorry about that
SUSAN: never mind...
CAROL: hi Rachel... Joey.... Chandler.... Phoebe... did you call the navy too? Are your parents here?
ROSS: no! they came to the hotel too! Its a funny story you see Rachel and Chandler came to our hotel in the recommend of...
SUSAN: can you tell the funny story later well have 3 years to hear you story and were a bit tired
RACH: excuse me, Susan what did you just said?
SUSAN: that were tired whats so wrong with that
RACH: no... no... before of that
SUSAN: that well have 3 years to listen to the story and...
RACH: thats it! What do you mean by three years?
SUSAN: well.... Ross decided he should spend some time with us while were out of state... 3 years!
CHAN & JOEY & PHOE & RACH: WHAT?
ROSS: I guess I forgot to tell you...
CHAN: oh... thanks for telling us now .... Susan
JOEY: are you leaving us?
PHOE: for three years?
ROSS: um... yea!
CHAN: I cant believe it!
PHOE: me neither
ROSS: but youll cope with that... wont you?
CHAN: I dont know
JOEY: I dont think so
PHOE: really dont think so
ROSS: what about you Rach?
(Silence, the doctor comes and for the surprise of everyone its DR. Franzblau (from TOW the birth)]
ROSS: dr. Franzblau hi! How are you! Can you tell us where is our Dr.
FRNZ: its me!
ROSS: but youre a... a... obstetrician
FRNZ: I was but after I talked to um... your roommate... lesbian... friend I realized that my job is destroying all of my relationships and I moved to London to find my fortune
ROSS: oh... who is the lesbian
RACH: its me!
(Ross looks at her)
ROSS: well.... how is Ben?
FRNZ: he is fine we thought he had a concussion but he doesnt shows symptoms of concussion although he did hit his head badly... it seems he is used to that kind of... hits when I checked him he said... Monica Bang!
[everyone glares at MON]
MON: please continue!
FRNZ: its just a broken hand and in this case we will give it to the orthopedics dept. but Ill be back for some checks
ROSS: ok... thank you
RACH: bye... Ill talk to you later
FRNZ: ok... bye bye... lesbian
RACH: its Rachel!
FRNZ: ok! Goodbye lesbian Rachel...
ROSS: um... Dr.?
ROSS: when can we see him?
FRNZ: anytime but I offered his... Moms to stay out until hes awake... boy! you really have luck with lesbians
ROSS: tell me about it! Well bye! I dont want to keep Rachel wait for her lover... Michele
(everyone glare at him)
ROSS: what? Cant I tell a joke?
[Scene: Monica and Phoebe in the hall along with Chandler, Rachel and Joey]
MON: do you think I have a chance with that cute doctor... Franzblau now as Rachel is out from the race
PHOE: yea, why not?
CHAN: if I were you I wont try
MON: why is that?
CHAN: Rachel? Explain...
RACH: well... when he worked with women he wasnt so thrilled to touch their bodies not in work now when he works with kids...
MON: got it!
CHAN: funny but I didnt thought about that aspect
MON: what do you mean
CHAN: I thought about the last name aspect
MON: you mean Franzblau?
CHAN: yea! Its such a weird name! there is no name that can top this name in weirdness!
MON: I have an idea for a name weirder and stupider
CHAN: thanks a lot!
JOEY: would you stop it? You act like a married couple! Whats happening between you too?
CHAN: nothing is happening! Um... right Mon?
MON: yea, were just friends!
CHAN: only friends!
MON: not anything else
CHAN: not at all
EVERYONE IN THE ROOM: shut up!
To Be ContinuedNext on that fan-fic "Friends" episodes: What about Chandler and Monica? What about Ross and Rachel? Will Ursula stay ok? Will Phoebe reveal herself to the US police? What with the Chick and The duck?! Will they ever get back to their apartments? Will Ross and Monica stay in London? Will Joey and Phoebe break up? Will Dr. Franzblau want to have kids? And finally WILL THIS THING END?