TOW CHANDLERS TRIP
Authors note: This one takes part about 3 days after my last one. It is still part of my mini-series (which I dont know when it will end) J . Anyway enjoy
(Scene: Monica and Rachels: Joey, Phoebe, Ross and Rachel are there)
Joey: Im telling you I have never seen him so bad, he hasnt eaten in like days and he doesnt sound as if he goes to sleep.
Rachel: Thats the absolute opposite of Monica! She wont stop eating and sleeping and she is STILL blanking me!
Phoebe: Poor Chandler!
Ross: Poor Chandler! Poor Monica more like, he has plunged her into a pit of depression!
Phoebe: What the hell are you talking about! Monica is the one who kissed someone else; it is definitely poor Chandler.
Joey: Hey, hey shut up you two. Anyway Rach, why is Monica blanking you?
Rachel: I dont know! Wait a minute Ill ask her.
(Monica enters with loads of groceries and eating a bag of chips)
Monica: Hey guys!
Rachel: Monica, I am just gonna be blunt about this, why are you blanking me?
Monica: Did anyone hear anything, you know like a little annoying bitch noise or someone sleeping with her best friends boyfriend noise.
(Joey shrugs his shoulders)
Rachel: (stammering) you think I slept with Chandler? I dont believe you, I cant believe that you would accuse me of doing something like that.
Monica: What, you didnt?
Rachel: Of course I wouldnt, I couldnt do that to someone I love!
Monica: Its just that Ross said something.
Ross: Haha
(Rachel and Monica glare at him)
OPENING CREDITS
(Scene: Monica and Rachels: Same people as before except Joey and Monica)
(Chandler enters and he looks like he has been out all night, he looks very tired and very drunk)
(Poking his head round the door)
Chandler: Is Monica here?
Rachel: No
Chandler (coming the whole way in): I need to tell you two something.
Ross: What is it?
Chandler: (sitting down) Im leaving, I dont know for how long, could be weeks, could be months, could even be days!
Ross: What?
Rachel: Why?
Chandler: I just have to get away from everything, and from Monica, tell Joey Ill send him the rent and say good bye to Phoebe for me.
Rachel: Chandler, you dont understand you cant just run away from your problems, thats not solving anything.
Chandler: Listen, who died and made you Miss Psychologist? I am going, Bye!
(He leaves)
Ross: You know he was only joking
Rachel: Yeah, have you ever known Chandler to be serious about anything? Haha, (she looks away with worry in her eyes)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
(Scene: Chandler and Joeys: All are there except Chandler)
Joey: So I says to the guy "your flies are open", and hes like "what?" And then he hits me!
Ross: You dont just say it out of the blue, you have to be subtle about it.
Joey: What?
Ross: (throws his hands up in the air) never mind!
Phoebe: Hey I had the weirdest dream last night, it was
Rachel: Yeah Phoebes we know, you told us about four times!
Phoebe: Oh yeah, well if youre so smart then what was it about?
Rachel: It was about when all the vegetables swapped flavors with the meat and then you and Ursula were eating the vegetable flavored meat!
Phoebe: Huh!
(Everyone goes silent)
Monica: Do you have any idea where he went?
Rachel: No sorry sweetie, all he said was that he had to go to clear his head.
Monica: This is all my fault isnt it?
(No one says anything)
Monica: Fine! Well, I dont need anything form you guys, not even your sympathy! (She walks out)
Phoebe: So does anyone want another beer?
(Scene: Monica and Rachels: Monica is there)
(The phone rings)
Monica: Hello?
Chandler: (OS) Monica, its Chandler
Monica: Chandler, I, I, I dont know what to say.
Chandler: Just shut up and let me do the talking! Okay, here goes, Monica I love you and I dont know why you did that to me but whatever your reasons are I am willing to forgive you if you reckon I am good enough for you. If you want to get back together then come to Seattle airport and I will see you there.
(Phone line goes dead)
Monica: Chandler, Chandler? YES!
(Scene: Chandler and Joeys: Monica comes rushing into tell them the news)
Monica: Hey guess what, Chandler just phoned and he said that he was willing to work it out with me if I go to meet him at Seattle airport! Bye!
(Monica leaves)
Rachel: Well thats great!
Joey: Finally I dont like having to take the rent out of an envelope and the take it all the way downstairs and give it to the landlord! Its soooooooo tiring!
Ross: Um well yeah!
Phoebe: I knew this would happen its so great!
TEASER
(Scene: Seattle airport)
Monica: (Upon seeing Chandler) Chandler!
Chandler: Hey! You came, I didnt think you would!
Monica: Why wouldnt I?
Chandler: Because Im such a loser!
Monica: Listen I was the loser to think that this relationship wasnt any god, but it is Chandler, it soooo is!
Chandler: Its good enough for me! (He kisses her)
END