Written by: Sally Zahnle
Yay!! My fifth fanfic!! I'm so happy. Please send feedback to sallyz@elnet.com. Thanks!
Scene one-Monica and Rachel's apartment. Monica, Rachel, and Ross are sitting on the couch. Chandler enters from the bathroom. Monica stands up.
CHANDLER: All yours.
MONICA: Finally.
Monica goes into the bathroom. She comes right out holding a can of air spray and motions to Chandler.
MONICA: Chandler, sweety, whathave I said about the air freshener?
CHANDLER: Other that 'Damn it Chandler, use the air freshener when you do that!'? Nothing.
MONICA: Would you, please?
CHANDLER: Yes Mam.
Chandler gets up and goes into the bathroom with the can of spray. He comes back without it.
CHANDLER: Your highness. (Bows towards the bathroom)
MONICA: Thanks. (Brushes past him and goes into the bathroom)
Chandler looks at everyone. They are all looking at him like 'Whats wrong with her? She's worse than usual.'
CHANDLER: (Looks sheepish while he is saying this) I accidently pushed her out of bed this morning.
EVERYONE: Oh.
OPENING CREDITS
Scene two-Central Park. Chandler and Monica are walking around hand-in-hand. They pass a small playground where some children are playing.
CHANDLER: I'm sorry about this morning.
MONICA: I'm sorry I was so bitchy about the air freshener.
CHANDLER: I love you.
MONICA: (Lays her head on Chandler's shoulder) I love you too.
They walk silently for a little while, until a small child runs across the path in front of them.
MONICA: Do you ever think about having kids.
CHANDLER: All the time. But I don't think we're ready for kids yet. I mean, we just got married and we don't even live in the same apartment.
MONICA: (Looks kind of sad) Oh.
CHANDLER: (Notices the look) You want kids in the condition we're in?
MONICA: No, I'm (Hesitates)
CHANDLER: What?
MONICA: Pregnant
CHANDLER: WHAT!?!?!?
MONICA: I took a test this morning in the bathroom.
CHANDLER: Wow.
MONICA: I have an appointment with the doctors tonight. It might just be a false alarm.
CHANDLER: Wow.
MONICA: If I'm pregnant, would you want to keep it?
CHANDLER: (Snapping out of his daze) Of course! That is, if you want to.
MONICA: I don't know...
CHANDLER: (Hugs her) Please keep it Mon. Please.
MONICA: Okay.
Cut to Monica and Rachel's apartment. Everyone is there and Monica is obviously telling them she is pregnant.
ROSS: YOUR WHAT!?!?!? I'm gonna kill you Chandler! (Gets up and starts chasing Chandler around the apartment. Chandler hides from Ross behind Monica)
CHANDLER: Damn it Ross!
MONICA: Ross, leave him alone! We're married!
RACHEL: I think its great. Ross, sit your ass on that couch and leave Chandler alone.
CHANDLER: Thank you, Rachel.
JOEY: My boy's havin' a baby! (Gets up and hugs Chandler)
PHOEBE: That's so cool! Now the triplets will have a little playmate! (Claps her hands with joy)
COMMERCIAL BREAK
Scene three-hospital waiting room. Chandler and Ross are pacing nervously in front of five chairs. Rachel, Phoebe, and Joey are sitting in them.
PHOEBE: Would you sit down! Your making me sick!
CHANDLER: Sorry! But I'm so nervous. I want a baby. What if its just a false alarm?
RACHEL: Did you ever think about TRYING for a baby?
CHANDLER: (Smart ass remark) No, Rachel. I never thought about that.
MONICA: (Runs up and yells) It's not a false alarm!
CHANDLER: (Runs to her, grabs her, and swings her around) Yes! (Puts her down, gives her a kiss, hugs her, and whispers in her ear) I love you.
MONICA: I love you too.
Everyone but Ross runs to her and gives her a big hug. Ross sits down in one of the chairs and looks flabbergasted (I felt like putting a big word in the script other that "pregnant") Chandler seperates from the group, goes to him, and sits down.
CHANDLER: Whats wrong man?
ROSS: (In awe) My sister's having a baby. My BEST FRIEND'S baby.
CHANDLER: Hey!
ROSS: Sorry, but I just a little flabbergasted (Had to do it again. I love that word!!).
CHANDLER: Whoa hoa! Flabber-whozit?
ROSS: Suprised.
CHANDLER: Oh. (Relizing) OH. Aren't you happy?
ROSS: Of course! I'm just finally getting a niece or nephew that I have always wanted.
MONICA: (Comes over) Hey. Chandler, could I talk to Ross for a minute?
CHANDLER: Sure, hon. (Kisses her on the forehead, joins Rach, Joey, and Pheebs, and does his little victory dance)
MONICA: Are you okay with this?
ROSS: Of course! Are you crazy? I love this! I'm just gonna have to get used to it for a while. Thats all.
MONICA: You are the best big brother. (Gives him the big hug he deserves)
ROSS: Why is that?
MONICA: You introduced me to the man I love.
ENDING CREDITS
No end teaser. Just scenes for next week’s episode.