The One After The Proposal
Written by: Cloken
I spent a month reading every
single episode of Friends, and really much Fanfic's so this will be perfect. (I
know it's kinda Monica-isch) I didn't really know what to do. A future episode or a
pick-up-where-they-left-of-episode. So it's kinda like The One With The Thanksgiving
Flashbacks, only it's a flash forward. It's about the six friends
"dreaming" about the future, and we get to see the real thing. It takes
place after Chandler proposes to Monica, cause that was the perfect opportunity to start
dreaming about the future. I'm babbling, uh?
Disclaimer: I don't
own these guys (and girls), I'm not making any profit, it's pure entertainment. (Or so I
think)
If you want to send feed-back do it
at cehol80@hotmail.com
Enjoy
[Central Perk: The gang is just
hanging out, like always.]
Phoebe: I still can't believe
you guys are getting married.
Chandler: Why? Regrets?
Phoebe: Yes, acutely, I think
it's sad, if you found out your true feelings wen you met, you now could be where you are
in like five years.
Ross: Yeah, but where are
they in five years?
Rachel: If it were you
probably divorced
or sleeping with the girl from the Xerox place.
Ross: We were
All: On a break.
Joey: We know that, Ross.
Ross: (trying to change
the subject.) So, where will we be in five years?
Opening Credits
(Imagine if U like what they would look like in season
7)
[Chandler and Monica's: They have a
house now, and everyone is present, and a few more.]
On the screen appears 2005
Ross: So, Public Access
Magazine asked me for an interview.
Chandler: Why? To talk about
your fifth (yes, FIVE) divorce?
Ross: No, about that bone I
found. Plus you can't blame me for the fifth time, she was cheating on me!
Rachel: And that makes your
four other divorces okay?
(Two kids, a boy and a girl,
about the same age come out of the kitchen)
Andrew: You SO do not!
Kate: And what about you?
Look I'm Andrew Bing, could I BE anymore stupid!
Joey: They sure take after
their father.
Monica: Kids, we have
company.
Kate: I'm sorry mom, but Andy
and I were having this argument.
Chandler: We can see that,
but what's it about?
Andrew: Well, I was saying
that Phoebe is getting married to Dave.
Kate: They aren't even
engaged yet!
(Dave and Phoebe a little
uncomfortable)
Phoebe: That's kinda what we
wanted to tell
Dave: We got engaged!
All: Congrats! That's great!
Etc.
Rachel: Well, now Joey is the
last one to get married.
Monica: Well, he kinda was 5
years ago
Joey: Hey, I got Allyson, but
she's not that ready to get married.
Dave: She or you?
Joey: I have no idea.
Mark: (Not the one that got
R&R to break up.) We should really be going, Rachel, we kinda have reservations.
Rachel: Okay, in a sec, Ross,
Ben is really okay with babysitting Andrew, Kate and my little Seth?
Monica: Yeah, where is that
no-good son of yours?
Ross: My no-good son is
working on his "How to seduce women" paper.
The scene fades into Central
Perk
[Central Perk: The scene goes on
like there never was a flash forward.]
Monica: I don't know,
probably married to Chandler, a kid, I don't know.
Phoebe: Yeah, how are you
gonna name the kid? I think you should do me a favor, because I named my kid Chandler.
Chandler: (In a childish
voice) But she's a girl.
Monica: Well, I love Anna.
Chandler: Or Sara?
Monica: Yeah, but Anna is
cuter.
Chandler: How's that?
Joey: You guys, you're not
having a kid yet
[Chandler and Monica's apartment:
Yeah the real, they live in it now apartment.]
On the screen appears 2001
Monica: So, we're having
twins.
Chandler: I know, isn't it
great!
Monica: That's twice as much
names, and because there boy and girl, twice as much chose
Chandler: Céline and Josh
Monica: Kim and Frank
Chandler: Kim and Josh
Monica: Josh? You're kidding
right?
Chandler: Why, I like that
name.
Monica: What about Andrew?
Chandler: I like it!
Monica: Andrew and
,
Andrew and
Kelly?
Chandler: Kelly, nope, I
don't really like Kelly.
Monica: I like it, but then
what about Kathy?
Chandler: No! Remember my
earlier relationships? But how do you feel about Kate?
Monica: YES! Kate and Andrew
Bing. That's so perfect! I love U!
Chandler: First: well I'm
also perfect and second I love U, too!
[Central Perk: And we are back in
the past
or present?]
Rachel: I'm going for a
refill, anyone want something?
All: Yeah, I could you some
(cake, coffee, latte,
)
Rachel: I said anyone, not
everyone!
Ross: That's kinda the same,
if you're asking a question.
Monica: Ross?
Ross: Yeah?
Chandler: What did we say
about correcting grammar?
Ross: Do it?
Phoebe: As punishment you are
going to help Rachel bring the coffee.
(He goes and does so
)
Phoebe: Now that he's out of
the picture, will they ever get back together?
Joey: For the what, billioned
time?
[Ross's place: Rachel and Ross are
making out on the chair.]
On the screen appears 2002
Rachel: How did that happen?
Ross: We were talking and
then
(she kisses him again
)
Ross: That happened
Rachel: But
why?
Ross: Because
Rachel: You don't except me
to come back to you because you kissed me?
Ross: No, just take it in
consideration, and you'll discover your true feelings.
Rachel: Witch are?
Ross: I don't know for you,
but I know that in my case it's love
Rachel: You love me?
Ross: I never stopped doing
that.
Rachel: I don't get it, I
knew I loved you but, I don't know if I still do, it's been so long.
Ross: I know, think about it.
(Rachel didn't really hear that,
she's just thinking -out loud)
Rachel: If you were asking
me, do I love you? I don't know, but have I forgiven you? Kind of, you earned my trust
back
but do I love you? I, I, I'm gonna try, no matter what.
Ross: Does that mean what I
think it means?
Rachel: If it means that
we're getting back together, yes!
(They engage in hug, that quickly
becomes a kiss, and evolves in -you-know-)
[Rachel and Phoebe's: They still
live together but Phoebe is seriously involved with Dave so she's not home.]
On the screen appears "eight
months later"
Rachel: Ross! We have a
problem!
Ross: But we can work on it!
Rachel: No, Ross, not
anymore! What you did was soooooo low, it's the most low thing you have ever done!
Ross: And the time I slept
with the girl from the Xerox place?
Rachel: Ross! Don't put gas
on a burning fire!
Ross: Look, I don't know what
is so bad! We just kissed!
Rachel: You kissed?
Ross: You didn't know that?
Rachel: No, I thought you
just went out!
Ross: But it's not like she's
the love of my life!
Rachel: The point is, that
you did it again! You just, ugh!
(Rachel goes into her room and
shuts the door in Ross's face.)
Ross: Rachel?!
Rachel: Just go!
Commercial break
[Central Perk: The gang is still
there, dhuu
]
Chandler: So, honey what do
you think our future looks like?
Monica: Very beautiful.
Chandler: I can't wait to
start a family with you.
(The kiss on that remark.)
Phoebe: I wonder
Joey: Bout what?
Phoebe: I just can't see
Chandler like the fatherish type
Monica: How come?
Phoebe: I don't know, he just
has the reputation of non-committed kinda guy, and a family is like the biggest commitment
you'll ever make.
Joey: No, it's not, look at
Ross, he divorced 3 times and has a kid, you don't see him walking around like he's
committed.
Rachel: But after all those
years, we know that Ross is one of a kind.
All: Yeah
[A hospital room: A BIG Monica is in
there she's in labor, Chandler is there, a nerves wreck, an Ross is on his sell-phone.]
On the screen appears 2001
Ross: (yells) I didn't! And
you know it! Maria! Come on! What you threw out my dinosaurs?
(A nurse tikes a plaque with
silence please.)
Chandler: Okay, okay, I
called our parents and Joey and Rachel and Phoebe, they're gonna be here any sec.
Monica: It's okay honey, calm
done a bit.
Chandler: Okay, okay and we
are
calm.
Ross: What? You want a
break-up? You'll get one, when I get home, you're gone!
Monica: I feel another
contraction is coming up.
Chandler: We'll get threw!
(The rest of the gang enters.)
Rachel: Are the babies here
yet?
Joey: No, I don't see any
babies.
Phoebe: This is so great, now
you are gonna feel the excruciating pain I went threw.
Chandler and Monica: What?!
Phoebe: Okay, okay, I'll stop
scaring you.
-Time slip-
Doctor: Push! You are doing
great!
Monica: That from a man who
doesn't have any kids coming out of his uterus!
Doctor: I'll ignore that
remark.
Chandler: Okay, I'm gonna
watch.
(Does so.)
Chandler: Ow my god! I see a
head! And shoulders and, and,
it's a boy!
Doctor: No, that's the
umbilical cord, it's a girl.
Chandler: How my god, our
little Kate, can I hold her?
Monica: Can I see her?
Doctor: She's perfect. But
one more push and you'll have your boy too!
Chandler: Wow! Now, that's a
boy!
Doctor: Yes it is!
Chandler: Kate (looks at the
kid in his arms) and Andrew Bing (looks at the other).
-Time slip (again!!!)-
All: They are so perfect and
pretty
(the scene fades out to Central
Perk)
[Central Perk: Nothing has
changed
]
Ross: So, my friend from work
is having this party.
Rachel: Is it that supernerd
Fred?
Ross: Not, but Fred is kinda
cool, he's no Dinosaur-dude, you know
Chandler: Then who is it?
(Sarcastic)
Ross: Drake from the
paleontology department in the school.
Joey: Drake? Like in Drake
Ramory? (How do you spell that?)
Phoebe: Yes, ow, ow, you
should sue him!
All: Why?
Phoebe: Because he stole your
name!
Monica: Sweetie, I think I
kinda had it already, his parents probably chose it for him wen he was born.
Phoebe: Then you sue his
parents!
Joey: O-K
So, do you
guy's think I'll ever get my big break?
All: Of course! Yeah!
Sure
[Joey's place: A big beautiful
house
all are present, again
]
On the screen appears 2008
Monica: So, you and Alyssa
finally tided the knot?
Joey: Yeah, she really
changed me.
Chandler: Monica did that to,
I'm more at peace with myself. (Mad) Kate! Andrew! Stop running inside! Of course they
keep me from falling a sleep.
Ross: Yeah, Ben did that to.
Dave: I still don't know how
you could be married to 5 different women and still have only one kid.
Rachel: It's called birth
control, or in Ross's place you "a divorce".
Ross: Haha! You and Mark only
have one kid.
(A baby starts crying)
Monica: That's Lilly, I'll be
back!
Joey: But you'll miss the
show.
Chandler: Nah, it's a change
my dipper call, not a let me suck you breasts call.
Phoebe: How do you know?
Chandler: The hard way
Rachel: Seth! How many times
did I have to tell you, no balls in Uncy Joe's house!
Andrew: I'm sorry, but Seth
an I were just playing.
Chandler: (Kinda mad) Andy?!
Andrew: Okay, we'll stop
hitting Kate with the ball.
Joey: How did you know?
Chandler: It's a father
thing
Monica: (With Lilly on her
arm.) Okay all, set
Joey: Good the show is about
to start
Wow, It's like yesterday, the day I got my Big Break.
[Joey's apartment: All are present]
On screen appears 2006
Joey: (On the phone) Yes,
I'll be there, okay, when exactly? (Motions the international singe for notepad and ends
up writhing it on Ross's cheek) thanks, bye!
Ross: What's on my cheek and
why?
Joey: I got an audition for
Spielbergs new film "The neapet". He said he saw me in Mac and C.H.E.E.S.E and
he liked it!
All: Great! Etc.
Joey: And the best part
is
I get a million dollars!
All: Great! Etc.
[Central Perk: They're finally
leaving.]
Monica: I'm gonna be soooo
happy in ten months!
Chandler: Yeah, can't wait!
Joey: It would be so cool to
know the future.
Phoebe: But some things
aren't mend to know.
Joey: I guess you're right.
(They leave without paying the
bill.)
Closing Credits
[Ross's place: All are present.]
On the screen appears "the
next day".
(There's a knock on the door,
Ross opens it.)
Policeman: I have to put you
under arrest for not paying in Central Perk, some guy named Gunther sent me.
(Gunther comes in and stands next
to Rachel.)
Gunther: Do you really want
to be with a crock? I'm the good guy, but if you wand I can be a bad boy!
Rachel: I'm gonna go over
there.
Did ya like? I suck, I know. And as
for the spelling, I'm not English so I suck at that too. So feedback: Do you think I
should be allowed to right ever again?