by John Noonan
Based on characters from the NBC series Friends, created by Marta Kauffman, David Crane, and Kevin Bright for Warner Brothers Productions.
Authors note: Have you ever noticed that there has never been a single Halloween episode of Friends. Sure theres been a Christmas one (Well, several), a Thanksgiving and a New Years one, but there has never been one that has been set in the run-up to Halloween. So therefore I have created this little number to be put in the holiday archives of Friends. It is set sometime after Ross and Rachel split up. ---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
Int. Central Perk. Day
(Its the usual set-up. Monica, Rachel, and Chandler are sat on the couch. Ross, who is reading a newspaper, and Joey are sitting on the two chairs either side and Phoebe is sat on the floor near the table.)
Monica: So, are we all looking forward to my next Halloween party?
Chandler: (Sarcastically) Ah, yes, be still my beating heart.
Monica: Oh come on! You enjoyed the last one, admit it.
Chandler: Yes, it was so much fun having the contents of a punch bowl being poured over my head by one of Ross Palaeontologist Friends.
Ross: Um, Chandler, he was an anthropologist, actually.
Chandler: (Pretending to be sincere) Ross, you say Potato, I say BIG JERK!
Monica: Anyway, do we all have our costumes ready?
Phoebe Jumps up off the floor excitedly.
Phoebe: Ooh! Ooh! I do! Im going as the small Chinese woman I was in a previous life.
Monica: (Unsure) Oookay! Thats nice dear! (Hurriedly) What about you, Ross?
Chandler: Let me guess! Barney, no, Fred Flintstone, no, wait even better, Indiana Jones!
Ross: No, actually.
(He puts his paper down and gets up. He takes out his mobile and begins to dial. Turning his back on the rest of the group we hear him mumble.)
Ross: Hello....Yeah. Hi, this is Ross Geller.....Uh huh...Im phoning about the Indiana Jones costume.
(Everyone laughs as Ross walks into the bathroom. Chandler points to himself as if to say Whos the man?)
(Roll Credits: And just to be different and seeing as this is set at Halloween the credits are different. They are stood in front of the fountain all dressed as the Addams Family. Monica as Wednesday, Joey as Pugsley, Phoebe as Fester?, Chandler as Lurch and Ross and Rachel as Gomez and Mortica. They click there fingers in time with the music. The camera goes to each of their faces as it did in the Addams Family. none of them smile. Music over. Credits fade. Cut to:)
Int. Monicas and Rachels. Night.
(It would look as if Monica is preparing for one hell of a party. There is baking ingredients everywhere. Monica is covered in flour. Phoebe is sat watching M*A*S*H eating Cheesy Poofs. Rachel comes out of the bathroom and goes to the kitchen.)
Rachel: Whatcha making, Mon?
Monica: (Looks up from her mixing bowl) Monster Cookies. Woooooo!
Rachel: (Joining in) Woooooo! Well, Lets see. (Looks at the baking tray and picks a cookie. Its obvious to us and her that they are not monster shapes.) Um, Mon, Hon, Um, these look a lot like the reindeer cookies you made at Christmas with icing sugar for fangs.
(Monica once again looks up form her bowl and points her spoon at Rachel as a mother would point a finger at a child)
Monica: (Angrily) Noooo, theyre MONSTER cookies.
(Rachel takes the spoon out of Monicas hand and places both the hand and the spoon on the table.)
Rachel: Okay, honey, theyre monster cookies.
(She backs away towards her room without taking her eyes off Monica. Its like shes backing from a wild animal. She turns and runs into her room. As she does Chandler bursts into the flat followed by Joey.)
Chandler: No, No, and for future reference, No!
Joey: Aw, Come on!
Monica: Er, whats going on? You, er, still having that debate on whether Hong Kong Phooey could beat Superman in a fight?
Chandler: No! This FREAK wants to get this years Halloween costumes.
Phoebe: Ah, a fight with a purpose.
Chandler: No, Ysee, last year I gave him a bunch of notes to get some costumes and he ended up spending the money on one of his dates and making the costumes himself. Do we all remember my Star Wars costume?
Monica: What? You looked good as Yoda.
Chandler: Luke Skywalker, I was meant to be Luke Skywalker.
Joey: Well, I got confused.
Chandler: Yes, I have the same problem too. Confusing Mark Hamill with a muppet.
Phoebe:(Honestly) Ooh! Wait, which is the muppet?
Joey: Oh, come on, Chandler! Remember the costumes last year. Betty and Barney Rubble.
Chandler:(Ticked off) Oh they were great...Barney!
Joey:(almost begging) Look, let me get the costumes. I promise I wont mess up.
Chandler: You promise.
Joey: Yeah Man.
Chandler: Um, okay!
Joey:(very happy) Great!
(Goes to hug Chandler, who backs off.)
Chandler: Woah there, Big Guy! This aint a hugging moment.
(Joey sits on the chair next to the couch. Chandler sits down on the couch next to Phoebe and flicks the TV over to South park)
Phoebe: No, please, I wasnt watching that anyway.
(Ross walks in hes carrying a box. Its obvious its heavy. He walks up to the kitchen table.)
Monica: Whats that Ross?
Ross: Oh, its just some stuff from the museum. Its, er, kinda heavy can I put it here.
Monica: Um, Ross, Im cooking.
Ross:(making Doe eyes) Aw, come on Sis!
(Monica looks Ross in the same way that she looked at Rachel.)
Monica: IM cooking Ross!
(He turns around and spies the table in front of the TV. He makes a bee line for it. As he nears the table Joey jumps in front of him. Ross moves to left, Joey blocks him. He moves to the right, Joey blocks him. Ross lets out a deep sigh. Its obvious hes ticked off.)
Ross: (Moody) Yes, Joey can I help you?
Joey: Yeah, I really need to know whether youre coming to Brendans Bachelor party.
Ross: Yes, Joey, yes I am. Oh and just incase you fail to remember the last fifty times youve asked me today, YES! Now could you get out of the way, this box is kind of heavy.
Joey: Why dont you just put it on the coffee table. (Points at the table in front of the TV)
Ross: (Mocking) Hey theres an idea.
(Ross puts the box down on the table. He then places himself on the arm of the couch.)
Ross: Why are you so bothered about this Bachelor party?
Chandler: Yeah, Man, its not like its your friends or anything. Its your agents ex-husbands.
(Joey leans forward to the guys.)
Joey: Yeah I know, but you see hes got this stripper coming.
Chandler: Yeah, and. You always see strippers. You take me to see one every Christmas.
(Ross and Phoebe look at him disturbed.)
Chandler:(Defensive) As a Christmas present.
Joey: Well, its the things she does. Apparently...
(Joey, Ross and Chandler all huddle together. We can only hear a brief whisper. Phoebe tries to listen in, but is pushed away by Chandler. She picks up a glass and places a glass next to Chandlers head as if shes listening through a wall. Chandler turns to look at her and she makes out shes drinking from the glass. Chandler rejoins the group and finally they separate.)
Joey: .....If you know what I mean.
Chandler: (Shocked) Oh..My..God!
Ross: Um, can, she, um, can she do that?
Joey: Oooh yeah!
(Monica walks over to the gang. She sees the box on the table.)
Monica: Um, Ross, whats that box doing on the table?
Ross: Well, you wouldnt let me..
Monica: Move it. It might scratch the table.
Ross: Where shall I put it?
Monica: In Rachels room.
Ross: Is she, um, is she in there?
Monica: Yeah, I think shes reading or something.
Ross: Um, Okay.
(He picks up the box and walks to Rachels door. He tries to knock on the door, but nearly drops the box.)
Monica: Just go in she wont mind.
(Ross pushes the door. Cut to)
Int. Rachels room. Night.
(The camera is positioned at shoulder height so its obvious shes not exactly wearing much. The door slams open and in walks Ross. Rachel spins around. Ross hasnt realised whats going on and begins to talk normally.)
Ross: Im just gonna put this box in you room. Its just some stuff from the museum. Some bones, some letters, yknow stuff. Ill move it lat.. (looks up) ...er.
(Ross drops the box and runs out of the room. Cut to:-)
Int. Rachel and Monicas Apt. Night.
(Ross runs pass the rest of the gang and into the kitchen where he proceeds to hide behind the fridge. Monica turns to Ross)
Monica: Whats up, Ross?
Ross: (Nervous) Its Maner, Miner, Monar.
Chandler:(In the style of that old muppet song) Doo Doo Be Doo Doo.
Joey: Whats up, man?
(Rachel comes out of her room dressed in the Princess Leia costume from The one with the Princess Leia fantasy)
Rachel: Ill tell you whats up! He just barged into my room and caught me half naked.
Chandler: Ah, yes, because when you were together you both use to sleep with your clothes on to preserve modesty.
Rachel: Thats not the point. Were not together anymore.
Ross: (Walking into the lounge area.) Why, Why, Why are you wearing that?
Rachel: Its my Halloween costume.
Ross: Oh Im sorry. Did you say Halloween costume.
Rachel: (Getting Cocky) Thats right. You felt its presence. Now that youve gone there is no try and now it will boldly go where no man has gone before.
Joey: Um, that last one was Star Trek. See what you could have said....
Rachel stares at him
Joey: Joey will shut up now.
Rachel: Im wearing it for my new friend, Anthony Mcbeth.
Ross: Anthony...isnt he that guy from High School? The one who tried every chemical they had in the science lab.
Monica: Yeah, he was her first one.
Ross: Im sorry. Her what?
Phoebe: You know. Her FIRST one. (Puts on English accent) The one she hopped into bed with, as the English would say.
Chandler: Why? Do the English not sleep with each other.
Ross: Sleep, you mean sex!
Rachel: What do you think they meant?
Ross: I dont know, maybe your first lab partner.
Cut to :-
Int. Chandler and Joeys apartment.
(Chandler and Ross are sat on those famous black recliners and are watching Baywatch. Next to chandler there is an ice box filled with beer. They both eating some of Monicas Monster cookies.)
Ross: I cant believe, shes actually going to bring someone she slept with to the party.
Chandler: Oh, come on, Ross. Youve been going on about this for three days. Its not as if you havent slept with her.
Ross: Yeah, but thats different. There was love there.
Chandler: Man, will you please give in. Its over. It always will be. Start looking for someone else. Someone who doesnt know you. Preferably from a different country. You never know you might someone from somewhere erotic and sensual, like ....(thinks)..Eng-land.
Ross: I know. Its just that. Before we got together, I always looked out for her. Every time she went out with someone jerky, I thought to myself if I went out with her Id be different. Id never hurt her. Then when I finally do go out with her. I cheat on her. I know we were on a break and everything, but I still have that same guilt I had when she phoned me the morning after it happened. You know what I mean?
(Chandler has blanked out Ross and is avidly watching the TV.)
Chandler: Run, Yasmine, Run.
Ross: You really do watch this show a lot dont you.
Chandler: (Hands him a beer) Sure you can, there you go.
(Ross takes the beer.)
Ross: Do you have any contact with human life when this is on.
Chandler: (Hands him another beer) Wow, youre getting through them.
(Ross take the beer.)
Ross: Hey, Chandler will you pass me a beer?
Chandler: Yeah Man. Its two Oclock.
(Ross lets lets out a brief laugh. Joey walks through the door and goes to hang his coat on the kitchen door. Hes that excited that it keeps falling off and in the end he simply hangs the coat on the foosball table. Ross turns to greet him.)
Chandler: (Still not taking his eyes off the tv) Hey there camper!
Joey; Hey, Watchin Baywatch?
Joey: (Gets beer out of the box and stands to look at the Tv.) Hey, is this the one where.....
Chandler:(Excitedly) Oooh, YAH-HUH!
(Ross is obviously disturbed and changes the subject rapidly.)
Ross: Hey, whereve you been?
Joey: Oh, I went to hire the costumes.
Ross: The costumes? The shops a ten minute walk away. Youve been gone four hours. Wait, a minute didnt you hire the costumes two days ago.
Joey: I know but I got talking to Jessica?
(Chandler turns around on his chair. Bond style.)
Chandler: (Childishly. Nay, almost Phoebe like.) Ooh, whos Jessica, whos Jessica?
Joey: Jessica Hughes. Shes the woman whos hiring out our costumes.
Chandler: Oh my God! You told a woman that youre going to dress up as Superman tomorrow night and she stayed with you for another four hours, and yet when I say I work with numbers girls try to drown themselves with coffee.
Joey: Well, I lied a little.
Ross: Oh yeah?
Joey: Yeah, I said I was going as Spiderman.
Ross: Oh, because that is much more mature.
Chandler: Hey, wait a minute. Spiderman. Hey that was my costume.
Joey: I know thats why I got you an even better costume.
Chandler: (Impressed) Batman!
Joey: Yeah, yknow, the crime solving bat!
Chandler: Is it the Tim Burton version.
Joey: Yeah, I think so.
Chandler: Cool. So, whats this Jessica like?
Joey: Well, shes really nice.
Ross; Nice? Is that all?
Joey: Well, I didnt really get to know her that well what with like only just meeting her.
Chandler: But you like her, right?
Joey: Abso-lutley, posi-lutely.
Chandler:(Mock Shock) Oh my God! He said Abso-lutely, posi-lutley. Theres no help for him now.(Goes back to normal.) So will we see her tomorrow.
Joey: Hopefully. Shes working tonight so I dont know.
Ross: Working? I thought she worked at the Costume hire.
Joey: She does, but she does some work on the side.
Chandler; Oh right. Wheres she work?
Joey: All over the place. Like tonight, shes working at the same block of flats where were having that party.
Chandler; (Working something out) You mean, where the stripper will be.
Chandler: Ross, can I see you in my room?
Chandler: I want you to see my cupboard.
Chandler: Because...because..it opens a door way to Narnia. Yknow like the third nipple.
Joey: Starts walking to Chandlers room
Chandler: You... stay. (Joey does) Sit. (Joey does) Good boy.
(Chandler gives Joey one of Monicas cookies and ruffles his hair like a dog.)
Int. Chandlers bedroom.
Chandler and Ross walk in. Chandler is nervous as hell.
Ross: Whats up?
Chandler: Didnt you catch on?
Ross: Catch on to what?
Chandler: (As if on cue) The disco fever of 75. (Points to his door) The fact that Joeys girlfriend is a stripper and is stripping at the bachelor party.
Ross:(Not wanting to believe.) How did you work that out?
Chandler: She works around. Shes going to the same flat were going to. Theres a stripper at ours. Ten to one, shes got two names and that ones Sweet Trixie Cheeks.
Ross: Come on! Whats the big deal? Joeys been out with Strippers before.
Chandler: But least he knew about at the time. Look, Ive spent a lot of time with this guy. A lot more then Id want to but anyway. He can get really upset when a girl isnt honest with him. (He sits down on his bed.) Remember when he went out with that really attractive English Girl and he tried to learn her language. Faucets became taps, Sidewalks became pavements, etc. Then he found out she wasnt English, but Pennsylvanian Dutch. Man, he was cut up for weeks. He cant stand lies.
Ross: Calm down, Joey would have worked that out by now.
(Cut to outside Chandlers bedroom. The door opens and Ross and Chandler watch as Plays with his cookies as if they were action figures. Hes making funny monster noises.)
(Cut back to Chandlers bedroom.)
(Ross looks at Chandler with a stern look on his face.)
Ross: That mans girlfriend is a stripper.
Commercial Break. Look out for my next episode in which Chandlers Father comes to visit.
Int. Chandlers Bedroom.
Ross is pacing up and down. Chandler merely watches.
Chandler: What are you doing?
Ross: Im trying to think.
Chandler: About what? How to burn a hole in my carpet with your feet.
Ross; We CANT let Joey go to that party.
Chandler: I know, but how can we stop him.
Ross: I dont know how.
Chandler: Hey, one of us could pretend to be ill.
Ross: That would never work. Wed have to be really desperate for that.
Cut to: Int. Chandler and Joeys flat.
Joey is stood behind the counter pouring himself some juice. The camera is focused on him.
Joey: So your really ill, huh?
(The camera turns to Ross and Chandler who have fake spots painted on their faces. Their sat on the black recliners trying to look ill.)
Chandler: (he puts his arms out like a child would) You...must...look..after...us. (He pretends to faint on the chair. Joey looks at him obviously not believing him. Chandler then opens one eye slowly and closes it when he sees that Joey is watching.)
Int. Monica and Rachels. Night
Monica and Phoebe are sat watching TV. Rachel enters the room through the front door.
Rachel:(Lets out a little fanfare) Laaaaaaadies and Ladies, may I present an old you may remember, Anthony McBeth.
(Anthony walks through the door. Hed be played by David Arquette. Simply because. Its obvious by the look on Anthonys face that he doesnt want to be here)
Monica: (Getting off the couch.) Oh my God! Anthony, Ive not seen you for years. How are you doing?
Anthony: Um, okay. I guess. It depends.
Phoebe: So, how did you two meet. You never said how you met.
Rachel: Well, about two weeks ago Gunther asked me to serve this cup of coffee to one of his customers. I was on my lunch break from Bloomingdales so I thought what the hey.
Cut to: Int. Central Perk. two weeks ago.
Rachel is walking from the counter with the coffee. Gunther is watching, crying with happiness.
Gunther: Just like the old days.
Rachel turns around
Rachel: Did you say something?
Gunther: (Drying his eyes) Um..no...
Rachel turns back around and walks away.
Gunther: (quietly)....my sweet.
Rachel:(V.O) So I was looking for this guy and all of a sudden this voice says..
Cut to: Int. Monica and Rachels. Everyone is standing as the were before the flashback.
Anthony: Can I get some coffee over here or what?
Rachel: Thats right.
Anthony: No, seriously. I want some coffee. Ive been stood here for at least three minutes and youve offered me none.
Monica:(Startled) Um, okay, Anthony, would you like some coffee.
Anthony: (Slaps his head. Hes obviously irritated.) Well, Yes PLEASE.
Phoebe: (Quite loudly) Ooh, I dont like you.
Int. Brendans Apartment. Night
(The scene is like that out of one of those old American campus movies. There are men everywhere guzzling beer and talking. Less than Jakes I think I love you is being played in the background. If youve never heard it. Its on the Scream 2 soundtrack. Joey enters the room followed by a reluctant Ross and Chandler.)
Ross: (To chandler) Now what do we do.
Chandler: Leave me alone. How did I know that our measles would wash off when we began to sweat.
Joey: (To someone in the crowd) Hey, Brendan!
Brendan turns around. Hes played by Wes Craven.
Brendan: Hey, Joey. You all looking forward to tonight.
Chandler: Oh, its going to be different.
Brendan: You guys grab yourself a drink while I introduce the entertainment.
Ross: Oh joy.
Int. Monica and Rachels. Night
(Anthony has left. The girls are all sitting around the kitchen table eating ice cream.)
Monica: Theres something about him I do not like.
Phoebe: Yeah, hes kinda...Squoofy.
Rachel: No hes not. Hes just not use to being around you guys. Hes a little shy.
Monica: A little shy? Rachel, the man made you give him a foot massage in front of us.
Rachel: Okay, I admit hes a bit eccentric but at lest I ve got a date for the party.
Int. Brendans. night
(Everyone is sat in front of a makeshift stage. Ross, Joey and Chandler are sat Joey looks really excited while Ross and Chandler look like they want to cry in their beers. Brendan walks on stage.)
Brendan: Okay the bit youve all been waiting for. My Bachelor party proudly presents... Sweet Trixie Cheeks.
(Ross and Chandler look at each in shock. The stripper comes on dressed up as an Arabian mistress. Her face is covered up. She starts dancing t some music.)
Chandler: Oh God!
Ross: Do something.
Chandler: Like what?
(Chandler goes to the radio and switches it off. Everyone including the stripper looks at him. He runs towards the couch and jumps of it and hits the ground behind it. )
Chandler: (behind couch) Did you see that. I can fly.
Joey: Hey, Chandler, what are you doing?
Chandler: I cant let this happen. You know you said that Jessica works at night. Well, theres a reason for that. This woman (points to the stripper), this temptress, this unholy creature is a liar. Shes not Sweet Trixie Cheeks. Shes (He rips off the strippers mask.) Jessica.
Joey: No, shes not.
Brendan: That unholy temptress is my soon to be wife. I met her in a strip joint.
Chandler: Oh my.
(The stripper starts to cry)
Brendan: Look whatve you done. Youve scared her. You must pay!
(The camera focuses on Chandlers eyes which have become very wide. Theres a sound of a punch and it all goes black.)
Cut to: Int. Chandler and Joeys. The morning after.
(They are both eating Capn crunch on the foos table. Joey looks cross and Chandler has a big black eye.)
Chandler: Im sorry man.
Joey: I cant believe you thought my girlfriend was a stripper. Whats the matter with you?
Chandler: Im sorry.
Joey: Just because she is a stripper it doesnt mean you can launch yourself in the air and start dissing Brendans wife.
Chandler: Im Sor..(Sudden realisation) Did you say she is a stripper?
Joey: Well, yeah.
Chandler: You mean I went through all that torment and she was a stripper.
Joey:(Cheerfully) Yeah, she was doing the party above ours. (Seriously) I was going to take you to meet her but you decided to play captain commando on the couch.
(Chandler stares at him angrily.)
Int. Monica and Rachels. Night
(Its the big party. Everyone is there apart from Ross, Chandler and Joey. Monica is dressed as Mortica Addams, Rachel is there in the Princess Leia costume and Phoebe is sitting on the couch in round glasses and a hippy outfit. Anthony is not dressed up as anything. Monica walks up to Phoebe.)
Monica: Whove you come as?
Phoebe: Oh some guy I met yesterday.
Monica: Oh, who?
Phoebe: John Lennon.
Monica:(Not paying attention) Oh right. (It suddenly hits her and she gives Phoebe a strange look.)
(Theres a knock at the door. Monica opens it and there stands Ross entirely dressed in White lycra. hes stood in a sort of Marvel Super-hero pose.)
Rachel: Well, lookee here its the fourth Bee Gee.
Ross:(He walks into the room. Hes getting strange looks from all the guests.) Haha! Actually Im Dr. Sam Beckett from Quantum Leap. This is my Therma suit.
Rachel: Of course.
(Phoebe looks up at him from the table)
Phoebe: Woah! Its the Pillsbury Dough Boy.
(Ross gives her a stern look.)
Anthony:(Off screen) I still dont see a drink in my hand Rachel.
Rachel: Sorry, I gotta go.
Ross stands next to Monica.
Ross; Whos that?
Monica: Thats Anthony.
Ross; Thats Anthony?
Ross: What a jerk.
Joey dressed as spider-man enters the room.
Monica: Why, look its a man slash crawly creature which has no charm or personality what so ever.
Joey: And my partner...
(Chandler enters reluctantly. Hes dressed as Batman. Not the Tim Burton Batman but the 1960s Batman. Everyone bursts out laughing.)
Chandler: Thats right laugh at the bat.
(Everyone stops laughing and continues to have a good time. However Ross is still laughing.)
Chandler: Shut up, ya giant Tic Tac.
(Ross shuts up)
Int. Monica and Rachels. Later on that night.
(Everyone is having a good time. Joey and Chandler are in the middle of the living room floor doing their infamous dances. (See the Rembrandts Video if you dont know what I mean.). However we can see that Anthony is bugging Rachel)
Rachel: Go away. Youre drunk.
Anthony: You know you want to.
Rachel: GET OFF!
(Chandler and Joey stop dancing look at Rachel and then at Ross. They go up to him.)
Chandler: Have you not noticed.
Ross: Noticed what?
Joey; That your Ex and friend is being harassed.
Ross: She is?
Chandler: Yeah and I think you should go tell him where to go.
Ross; Yeah, I will.
(Ross walks up to Anthony and taps him on the shoulder)
Anthony:(Not even looking back) Go way you giant Tic Tac.
(Ross turns to go but sees Rachel staring at him for help. He turns to Chandler who nods his head.)
Ross: Um, Im sorry. Um, perhaps you didnt catch my name. (He turns Anthony around) My name is Ross Geller and not Giant Tic Tac. Now will you please leave my friend alone.
Anthony: Dont worry I will. Shes nothing but a Bitch any way. Anthony walks to the door. Ross follows him.
Chandler: Uh Oh! Ross is Pissed!
Anthony opens the door.
Ross: Erm, Anthony..
(Ross punches him right in the face and then shuts the door. Everyone cheers. Rachel runs up to him and kisses him. He picks her up in his arms and walks her to her room.)
Int. Monica and Rachels. After the party.
(Chandler is sat next to Monica.)
Chandler: Im sorry but no. This has been to perfect an ending. Ive made up with Joey. Anthony is out of Rachels life. Albeit without all of his teeth. And Ross and Rachel are back together. Its too perfect.
Monica: Well, what should happen?
Chandler: I dont know. Its all just too perfect.
Ross: (From Rachels room) WE WERE ON A BREAK!
(Ross comes running out of the room in only his trousers.)
Ross: Thank you, Monica, its been a wonderful party.
Rachel: (From her room) THAT JERK!
Chandler(smiling) Now it feels right. Yep you could say this little episode ends he..(Hes cut off as the last credit rolls).