Written By: Chandler
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[Scene: The Wedding Chapel]
Chandler, Ross, Joey, Monica and Rachel are in the Chapel and so are the police
Monica walks over to Chandler
Monica: Whats goin on sweetie
Chandler: Nothing honey, its just that the police are here to investigate something
Chandler: A crime
Monica: Yes, but what crime
Chandler: A very, very bad crime
Monica: Okay you know what are you going to tell me whats going on or not
Chandler: Okay, well apparently this Chapel was being run illegally and all marriages here are void
Monica: (Shocked) Oh my god!
Chandler: I know, but the way I see it this is a good thing, now you dont have to tell your parents you were married in a chapel by Elvis
Monica: (Sad) Yeah
They hold each other
Joey, Ross and Rachel come over to them
Rachel: Hey whats going on you guys
Chandler: This chapel is illegal and everybody who ever got married here, well it didnt count
Joey: Thats great!
The other four look at him
Joey: (Seeing Them) Oh well for you guys (pointing at Ross and Rachel) and emm bad luck for you guys (pointing at Chandler and Monica)
Chandler and Monica: Oowhhhhhhh!
The One Without A Wedding Ring
[Scene: Central Perk]
The whole gang are sitting in their regular seats drinking coffee
Chandler: Well I can definitely say that was the most interesting trip we have ever taken
Phoebe: And dont forget we owe it all to Joey
Ross: So what did the police say about the wedding ring?
Chandler: Well one of the officers said it was nice, but there tracking the guy down who ran the scam they said that there going to try and get it back as soon as possible
Rachel: So are you guys gonna get married now again, well not really again but for the first time
Monica: Well, you know what we dont know
Chandler: Well we actually just want to spend a little more time together first, before we get married which we most definitely will
Joey: And Ross, you and Rach must be relieved now that the marriage was void
Ross and Rachel: Yeah
Rachel: Yeah well I guess we were lucky, you know
Phoebe: But, what are you going to do with the wedding ring when you get it back Chandler?
Chandler: Well I guess Ill just put it safely away for when we get married
Rachel: Well at least everything is back to normal
Ross: Yeah now we can go back to the way we were
Monica: And what way was that exactly?
Ross: (looks at his watch) Well Ive gotta go, back to work, in a museum of history
Chandler just looks at him, and then Ross just leaves in a mood
Chandler: Alright children I gotta go too
Monica: Where out
Rachel: (Whispering to Phoebe) Look at that there acting like a married couple already
Suddenly Monica grabs Chandler by the ear
Chandler: Oww, oww okay Im going to see a work colleague
Monica: Male or Female?
Joey: Who is she, would I like her
Rachel: Joey, honey you like any woman that walks on two legs
Phoebe: (interrupting) Except Ginger
Joey: Yeah alright
Chandler: Do you want me to introduce you two?
Joey: Yeah! That Id be great, thanks man!
Monica: (excited) Thats excellent
Phoebe: Whats her name?
Chandler: Vanessa, she works in my section
Joey: So when can I meet her?
Chandler: Well now if you want Im in no rush
He gets up and puts his coat on and Chandler and Joey exit Central Perk
Phoebe: Great, just the girls
Monica: So what do you wanna do
Phoebe and Monica: Okay
The three of them sit back and drink their coffee
[Scene: Chandlers Office]
Chandler, Joey and Vanessa are seated around a table
Vanessa: So whos your friend Chandler?
Chandler: Oh sorry, Vanessa this is Joey Tribbiani and Joey this is Vanessa Casnnol
Chandler: You know what Im going to out for some coffee, you want some you two?
Vanessa: Sure, you Joey?
Joey: Oh yeah, Ill have a cappuccino please Chandler
Chandler: Sure, Ill only be gone a minute, Im sure you two can behave yourselves when Im gone
Vanessa: Sure, bye
Chandler exits the office with a smile on his face
Chandler comes back into the office to find Joey and Vanessa kissing on his desk
Chandler: (Coughing) Ahemmmm
They both look at him startled
Vanessa: (Fixing her hair) Oh sorry Chandler
Joey: Oh yeah, sorry man I didnt think youd be back so soon
Vanessa: Actually Id better go Ill see you on Monday Chandler
Chandler: Sure goodbye, see ya Monday, take care now, bye bye then (shes walking out the door) Chaos,
Joey just sits there and then Chandler sits at the desk in front of him
About twenty seconds go bye
Chandler: HOW DO YOU DO THAT?
[Scene: Chandler and Joeys Apartment]
Joey is on the phone and Chandler is watching Baywatch
Joey: (On the phone) Great, great so Ill pick you up, around eight ish
Joey: Great, sure, okay, bye
He hangs up the phone
Chandler: (Not looking away from the TV) Who was that?
Joey: That was Vanessa, were going out tomorrow night at eight ish
Chandler: Thats great
Joey: What baywatch is this?
Chandler: Its the one where they have to save the baby from the white shark, while searching for the bomb on the beach and also stopping the Colombian drug smugglers
Joey: Yeah, I love that episode
Chandler: You know what they should make a Baywatch movie!
Joey: Yeah! And maybe I could get a part in it!
Chandler: Yeah, I wouldnt think that youd get a part on Baywatch Joe
Joey: Are you un-supporting me again?
Chandler: No, Im just saying that there just such fine actors on Baywatch that itd be hard to break into something like that, not that you couldnt Im sure that you could
Joey: Thanks man
Rachel bursts in the door holding the phone she looks scared
Chandler: Whats going on? Are you trying to kill me or something?
Rachel: No, no sorry its the police there on the phone for you Chandler
Chandler: Me? (points to himself)
Rachel: (frustrated) Yes!, will you answer or something before they send me to prison for wasting valuable police time
Chandler: Yeah give it here
He takes the phone of Rachel
Chandler: Hello, Chandler Bing speaking
Voice: Emm, Hello Mr. Bing we have some news on your ring
Chandler: (jumps in the air) Yes, thats great thanks
Voice: Well weve recovered it and its in our police station in 22nd Precinct
Chandler: Thats great thank you so much Ill collect it as soon as possible
Chandler hangs up the phone
Chandler: They found my ring!
Rachel: Hey thats great Chandler
Joey: Yeah your lucky
Chandler: Yeah they have it in their 22nd Precinct
Joey: Hey, thats on the way to Vanessas apartment, Ill collect it for you on the way
Chandler: Hey, Joe thats great thanks a lot and oh dont tell Monica I want to surprise her
Rachel: Okay sure and oh sorry about bursting in your door like that
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[Scene: Rachel and Monicas Apartment]
Ross, Phoebe and Monica are there. Monica is cooking and Chandler and Phoebe are watching TV
Ross: So do you know if your going to get your wedding ring back Mon?
Phoebe: Well you better because I havent seen it yet and if I dont see it thats just bad luck for the bride and groom
Monica: But Phoebe Im not married
Phoebe: Oh no
Chandler walks into the apartment
Monica: Hi honey
She gives him a kiss
Chandler: So Ive got tickets to the Rangers game tonight Ross you wanna go
Monica hits him
Monica: Hey what about me
Chandler: You dont like hockey
Monica: I know but your supposed to ask me do I want to go first
Chandler: Okay do you want to go to the hockey game tonight?
Monica: No thanks
Chandler: Okay Ross would you like to go to the hockey game tonight
Ross: Yeah, but wheres Joey
Chandler: Hes out on a date with Vanessa
Monica: A female work colleague of Chandler
Chandler: Yes and Joey is a male outside of work colleague
Ross: Okay so what time
Chandler: 20 mins, I kinda got home a little late
Ross: Okay come on, I just have to go over to my apartment to get my coat
Ross walks out the door
Chandler: (mimicking him) My Apartment To Get My Coat
Chandler walks out the door and closes it behind him
Phoebe: So Monica whats it like almost getting married
Monica: Well actually when I thought I was married it was great
Phoebe: Well I was married before but not in your way
Monica: Yeah and Im sure me and Chandler will get married properly, now that hes not afraid of marriage
Phoebe: Yeah, I guess so
Monica: What do you mean you guess so
Phoebe: I mean you never know what could happen between now and then
Monica: Trust me nothing is going to happen
[Scene: Police Station]
Joey has gone into the station to get Chandlers ring back, he walks up to the desk
Joey: (To Police Officer) Emm hello Im here to collect a stolen property
Officer: And what property would that be?
Joey: A wedding ring owned by a Chandler Bing
Officer: Fine, fill out these forms
The Police Officer hands Joey some forms
Joey goes over to a table and begins to fill out the forms
Joey: (Reading the Form) Sex? Im gonna be here for a while
Joey gets up from the table and goes back to the desk
Joey: Here ya go
He hands in the forms
He then hands Joey the wedding ring
Joey: Thanks, (looks at his watch) Oh god Ive gotta go, Ive got a hot date tonight
He leaves the Police Station in a hurry
[Scene: Monica and Rachels Apartment]
Chandler and Ross come in the door, Phoebe, Monica and Rachel are sitting down watching TV
Chandler: Hey, what are ya watching
Rachel: Maybe if they didnt let buses go over 50 mile an hour they wouldnt be in that situation
Chandler: Exactly, you know there making a new one about a bicycle, and if it goes under 5mph the bike shrinks
Ross: Yeah very funny
Chandler: No Im serious it stars Rick Moranis and its going to be called Honey I Went Too Slow And Shrunk The Bicycle
Rachel and Monica both laugh
Ross: So is Joey gone to get your ring?
Chandler: A condom ring
Monica: Oh! But I still think thats weird
Phoebe: Yeah I just dont get it
Rachel: Get what Phoebs?
Phoebe: Well they made the first one on a bus, then the second and a boat so why are they making the third on a bicycle?
Ross: Well Never mind
Chandler and Ross sit down in the seats beside them
[Scene: Vanessas Apartment]
There is a knock on the door. Vanessa goes over and opens it and Joey is there
Vanessa: Hi come on in
Joey: (looking around) This is a nice place youve got here
He turns around and sees Vanessa standing there she kisses him
Vanessa: Lets go to bed !
Joey: (Looking excited) Well Im not going to argue with that
They go into her bedroom
Joey and Vanessa are lying in bed
Vanessa: Oh Joey!
Joey: (Looking proud) I know
Joey goes into the bathroom
Joey: Ill be out in a minute
She sits there for a minute, then she notices Joeys coat lying on the end of the bed. (Just guess what happens next) She opens the coat and the wedding ring falls out
Vanessa: (Quietly) Oh whats this? .. Oh my God
[Cut To Joey In The Bathroom]
Dont worry hes only fixing his hair
Vanessa bursts in the door
Vanessa: Oh Joey, I Do, I Do
Joey: (Dumbfounded) What?
Vanessa: Its okay Ive found the wedding ring
Joey looks shocked
Vanessa keeps kissing him
Vanessa: Are you happy
Joey: Im in shock
[Scene: Monica and Rachels]
Joey enters, Rachel is sitting at the table reading a magazine
Rachel: So? How did things go with Vanessa?
Joey: Oh everything was great, shes smart and funny, cute and theres this other little thing shes crazy!
Joey: Well she found Monicas wedding ring in my coat
Joey: (Nodding) Yes!, and she took that as meaning that I wanted to marry her
Rachel: Well it is a wedding ring Joey
Joey: And its also the first date!
Rachel: I see, so what are you going to do
Joey: I dont know, well Im going to have to think of some way to get the ring back off her and oh promise me that you will not say anything to Chandler or Monica, theyll be furious
Joey: Yeah, but at me
Rachel: Dont worry Joe your secrets save with me
Joey: Yeah thats what you said about me crying over the Little Women book, but you told everyone you knew about that little secret
Rachel: Dont worry this is a big secret
Joey: So was that!
Phoebe enters the apartment
Phoebe: Wait Im getting a feeling, oh my god Joey your getting married!
Rachel: I didnt say anything!
[Scene: Monica and Rachels]
20 Years into the future
The six are all watching TV
Phoebe: Im so glad we got this video it was the blockbuster of the summer
[Cut To TV]
Voice over: And now for our feature presentation, the one youve all been waiting for Speed 9, when its just not safe enough for you to use a lawnmower anymore