The one with Cinderelly
Written by: papermachegirl
Phoebe is sitting on the couch as Rachel enters.
Rachel : Hi Pheebs ! I'm so glad you're here . I met this incredible cute guy who was playing guitare and I so want to impress him . So please please please can you do me a favour and teach me?
Phoebe: ok but are you sure you're ready for that . I mean this is really hard and it's a job you need to work on.
Rachel : Ok. No problem . Where could I find a guitare?
Phoebe : Uh Rach don't you think you're rushing into it . I mean are you sure you deserve one 'cause that's commitment you know.
Rachel : yeah !oh yeah!
Phoebe: Ok! then i guess gunther can lend you one
Rachel to gunther :Would you mind lending me your guitare for a bit ?
Gunther: Oh Uh no no no .You want lessons?
Rachel:Phoebe already offered me lessons
Gunther:so come home at five and I will give it to you ..dear
Rachel leaves surprised
Monica and Rachel's
Chandler and Monica are together discussing on the couch
Monica: So .I went to one of Joey's hearses and he asked me to play with him.
Chandler: Oh yeah! Great!
Monica : Yes, but the only problem is that we have to kiss
Chandler: Whywhywhy would you kiss him!
Monica: That's in the play .There's nothing I can do to avoid it.So is that Ok?
Chandler: Yes (gives her a really good kiss) but don't you dare forget that kiss!
Ross entering with Ben
Ross: Guess what ! Ben just asked me if he could be a model!
Monica : And what did you say?
Ross: I said yes .I mean why not?
Monica:Uh hello doesn't he have to go to school?
Ross: Yes but he asked me so I guess i'll accept. But the only thing is that I gotta make his book..So I'm begining a new carrier as photograph
Rachel :At least it would be better than your dinosaur thing!
Ross slaps his elbows
Rachel: I gotta go at gunther's
Monica: But Rach it's only three
Rachel : I know but I have my date at five so
As Rachel knocks Gunther opens surprised
She enters and sees that it's a real sanctuary . There's photos , drawing and poems about her all over the place.
Gunther : I was just planing a surprise party for you !
Rachel : What!? You know my birthday is may fifth!
Gunther :Oh yeah!
Rachel : You know what Gunther you're sick
Gunther: Oh! no no no Rach( knees down and sings) "don't leave me girl"!
Monica and Rachel's
Rachel enters in horror
Rachel: Gunther is crazy. He's kept all my heprons, the old commands I took at the coffee house.
Monica: I thought you knew he was in love with you.
Rachel :No I didn't!
Monica :well ...then you know now!
Rachel sits in shock
Monica: well, I gotta go hearse with Joey.
Rachel : enjoy!
Monica thinking:I think I will!
At the Theatre
Monica: Hi Jo!
Joey: Ready to play Cinderelly
Monica :Yes my prince!
Monica and Joey kissing
Monica : well that was the hell of a kiss!!
Joey proudly : Thanks. So Mon can I ask you a question?Not that I doubt but am I better at that than Chandler?
Monica :Well That's different!
Joey : Good differrent?
Monica :Uh actually yes .But please don't tell him that!
Joey: Ok sure! (leaves happilly)
Rachel: Hi Gunther. So how come I saw that. 'Cause excuse me but I don't believe in that surprise party thing.
Gunther :Well you know .In fact (starts singing again) "only you"
Rachel : Ok ok. But why didn't you tell me?
Gunther : I was too afraid
Rachel :Oh! you know .I can't date you I mean you're like a really good friend and I don't wanna jeopardise our friendship.
Gunther : Ok ,but please (do it one more time) "love me tender"
Rachel :I know I disapoint you but that's the way it is.
Gunther (almost crying): But Rachel "I will always love you ,I will always loooooooove youououououou"
Ben in indian
Ross: please do as if you were an indian
But Ben doesn't seem to understand
The same happens as ben is wearing G.I Joe costume
Ross: Ben .Please just say"GO JOE"!
Ben doesn't answer
Ben looking like Rambo all covered in mud
Or else like Romeo
Ross: it's easy just imagine you have a Juliet!
Monica and Machel's
Ross upset: I don't get it. I tried to help him becoming other characters,but he doesn't seem to understand.
Monica : Don't you forget that he's only four.
Ross:I know but I choose some celebrities like: Romeo G I Joe Rambo and I could'nt make great photos.
Monica : Maybe he's not ready for it . Maybe it's a schedule problem I mean maybe is he very asked .So you should forget that for a while.
Ross: But I can't .I mean he really wants to do that.
Chandler: Easy Pirelli!! Maybe that was just a crush and now it's gone.
Ross: Yeah. I guess you're right.But I still have plenty of characters for him like:The Lion King, Bagheera
Chandler: you know what pal !just forget it!
Chandler: so Mon how was it?
Monica: What ? Oh oh yeah .Well it went well!
Chandler: Joey told me how you guys were playing Cinderelly and how you were Cinderelly and he was the prince.
Monica :yes !exactly !Cinderelly is so right for me you know. I think she was created for me!
Chandler: well I guess so!but there's a big kiss at the end right?
Monica :oh yeah! but that's actually not that big of deal.
Chandler :Ok !so! Am I better than he is?
Monica thinking: well That was different .But the bottom line is that I love you.
Chandler : What I can't believe you'd say that .You cheat on me with myt best friend.
Monica:Honey I didn't cheat on you .See i'm an actress so it wasn't for real
Chandler :as if
Monica kisses him to let him know that something amazing is about to happen.
Later at monica and rachel's
Rachel and Phoebe
Rachel's playing guitare on a mop
Phoebe:Ok. Are you ready. First you have to feel the sound and hear it in your head.
Rachel: Yeah !So which one is A?
Phoebe: Don't go too fast . Before notes let's talk about your real ambitions.
Rachel : What Pheebs?! I wanna play period.! Iwanna impress that guy.
Phoebe : Wow wow wow! You use it to seduce him . You can't do that . How don't you hate yourself a little bit more!
Rachel : Ok !you know what Phoebe ! I should have asked Gunther first.
Phoebe : Please be my guest.
Rachel: Oh you perfectly know I won't do it.
Phoebe: Well you 're gonna have to pay more attention and feel your sentiments.
Rachel : You won .I'm gonna tell the guy I can't play (storms out)
Rachel is with the guitare guy
The guy : Hi !Hey !you forgot your guitare.
Rachel : well actually .uh I broke it.
The guy : Nevermind , you can borow mine if you want.
Rachel : Ok, but play first please.
The guy : Ok !why not(starts to play some heavy metal so everybody get out of the coffee house)
Rachel : Uh..Well that was .noisy!
The guy : Yeah I know . Do you want another one?
Rachel : I gotta go but let me know if you play sometime.
The guy : Please. What about I see you tomrrow night and maybe you'll play me a little song.
Rachel : You know what uh kurt.I think it's not gonna work.
T.G : What ?why?
Rachel : Yes .I mean , I love Tracy Chapman , Eric Clapton and you're more like Nirvana , Metallica so I don't think it's gonna work ,sorry.
T G : well I can change my tune for you.
Rachel : No please. You're great at that . Keep making noise.
Rachel trying to play with Phoebe
Gunther : Rachel can I play?
Rachel : Yeah !why not!
Gunther in the microphone: Now I'm gonna play a song for a girl I used to love
"Rach now go
walk at the door
just turn around now
'cause you're not welcome anymore "