Friends
A Script by Becci Wooster
The One With The Many Surprises Part 2
(Reminder from last week)
[Guys Apartment]
(Chandler and Pheobe)
Chandler - Someone called for him about an audition.
Phoebe - Did he get a call-back?
Chandler - Yeah.Hes gotta phone them back.
[Hotel Restaurant]
(Ross and Rachel)
(Ross is on his knees, with an open jewelry box. Inside is an engagement ring.)
Ross - Miss Green, I love you more than anything else and I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Would you do me the honor of becoming my wife? Ive booked a church here for tomorrow.
Rachel - Yes, Yes, Yes!
[Hotel Lobby]
(Ross and Rachel)
Rachel - Honey?
Ross - Yes?
Rachel - Um, I kinda got some news for you!
Ross - What?
Rachel - Im Well ..Im pregnant!
Ross - Oh my god! You know I love you, right? (He kisses her and picks her up).
Credits
[Hotel Bedroom]
(Ross and Rachel)
Rachel - Todays our wedding day!
Ross - Mmm. I cant believe you agreed.
Rachel - Well how could I resist? After all, you are Monicas geeky older brother! Ohmigod!
Ross - What?
Rachel - Did you tell Monica that we were getting married?
Ross - No. Only Joey.
Rachel - I only told Mom about the baby. Mons gonna kill us!
Ross - Calm down. Well call her this evening.
Rachel - Are we really gonna get married today?
Ross - Yes, we are.
Rachel - Well, wed better get going. We dont want to be late!
[Central Perk]
(Chandler and Phoebe)
Phoebe - So, did Joey phone about the part yet?
Chandler - He was phoning when I left.
Phoebe - I hope he goes to the call-back. Being in an NBC show would give him fame and fortune.
Chandler - Oh yes. The two things missing from that production of Pinocchio!
(Enter Joey)
(Looking glum, he walks over to the sofa, kisses Phoebe on the head and sits down beside her.)
Chandler - So, did-you-phone-that-chick, did-you-get-the-part, are-you-in-the-show, am-I-talking-too-loud? Ok. Slow down, Chandler!
Joey - They offered me the part. I turned it down.
Phoebe - You did what???
Joey - I turned the part down.
Chandler -What the . Why the .What the When the ..
Joey - The series was being filmed in California. I didnt want to leave you guys.
Phoebe - Yeah, but you gave up your chance of fame.
Joey - You guys are better. I sleep with one and live with the other. What else could I want?
Chandler - Id just like to make sure you were talking about me second.
Phoebe - You gave up the part so you could stay with us?
Joey - Yeah.
[A churchyard somewhere in New Orleans]
(Enter Ross and Rachel)
(Theyve just been married.)
Rachel - Oh my god! Ive finally done it! Ive become Mrs. without Daddys help!
Ross - You did it! Well done, Mrs.Geller.
Rachel - Wed better get back to New York. Weve got two lots of news to tell our parents, my sister, Monica, Joey, Chandler, Phoebe
Ross - .Carol, Susan, Ben. Oh, and we have to tell Paulo!
Rachel - Come on! Lets go, Mr.Geller.
Ross - OK, Mrs.Geller!
[Girls Apartment]
(Monica and Phoebe)
Monica - Ive tried to get hold of them at the hotel, but apparently they left this morning.
Phoebe - What do you want them for?
Monica - Rachels doctor rang to say she had an appointment booked at the hospital for next week.
Phoebe - The hospital? What for?
Monica - Ive no idea. They should be home soon, though.
[A car]
(Ross and Rachel)
Ross - Who should we tell first then?
Rachel - The guys. Maybe we should get them all together at Central Perk and tell them all at once. Later on, Ill phone my Mom, then my Dad, then my sister. Youd better call your parents.
Ross - OK, honey. Here we are: home sweet home! Home at last!
Rachel - Oh! Then wed better get the guys to Central Perk!
Commercial Break
[Central Perk]
(Monica, Phoebe, Rachel, Chandler, Joey and Ross)
Monica - What do you want? You come back from your holiday, announce youve got some news, then just sit there sipping at your coffees.
Rachel - Fine. Well tell you. But first youve gotta promise that you wont be angry.
Monica - OK, I promise!
Ross - Monica, guys, whilst we were on holiday, I proposed to Rachel ..
Chandler - What???
Ross - She accepted
Monica - Oh my god!
Ross - <Clearing his throat>We got married this morning ..
Phoebe - You did what???
Rachel - and Im pregnant!
Monica - <Turning to Ross>And you didnt tell me?
Joey - Hey, ease up on Ross. He wanted to keep it a surprise.
Chandler - You told Joey and you didnt tell me?
Ross - Im sorry guys. Mon, I couldnt tell you about the baby. I only found out after I proposed.
Rachel - The only person I told was Mom. I had to tell Ross before you!
Monica - So now youre married, youll be moving out. Then Rossll have two kids, youll have one and Ill be all by myself!
Rachel - Im sorry. Cant you just be happy for us? Im your best friend and Ross is your brother. Well need you help with the baby.
Monica - Thanks. (She and Rachel hug)
Phoebe - So you guys are husband and wife?
Ross - Yeah, I guess so.
Monica - Rachel - Youve had two weddings and you havent invited me once!
Rachel - I know, but I couldnt tell you about this one. I didnt know about it.
Chandler - As much as I love to listen to Monica moan, Id better go. Ive gotta date!
Phoebe - Go Chandy!!!
Chandler - Shes called Yasmine, shes gorgeous and she wears a red swimsuit.
Joey - I completely forgot Baywatch was on tonight!
[Girls Apartment]
(Monica)
(Rachel enters from her bedroom, carrying a box.)
Monica - Is that the last box?
Rachel - Yeah.
Monica - Im sorry about the way I acted earlier. Its just .<Starts to cry> I dont want you to leave me.
Rachel - I cant really live away from my boyfr I mean husband , can I? Im only moving out to Ross place. You can still see me every day.
Monica - But its not the same.(Rachel hugs Monica)
(Enter Ross)
Ross - What? What are you doing? You shouldnt be carrying those boxes whilst youre pregnant!
Rachel - Ross!!! We only got married this morning and youre already driving me crazy!
Monica - Youd better be off, then.
(Exit Monica and Ross)
(Rachel looks around the room, sighs and slowly shuts the door behind her.)
[Guys Apartment]
(All the gang)
Rachel - Bye then!
Joey - It wont be the same without you, Rach.
Chandler - Yeah, but Im glad you kids finally got your act together.
Monica - Here here!
Ross - OK, OK. How about we get going before you bring up everything thats ever happened?
(The gang say goodbye)
(Exit Ross and Rachel)
Credits
Teaser
[Monicas Apartment]
(Monica, Rachel and Phoebe)
Monica - What do you think about becoming a member of the Geller family?
Rachel - Your Dad was happy for us. Your Mom took a while longer. Did she ever tell you the story about how your Nana Geller didnt approve of her?
Monica - No?
Phoebe - Oh yeah, she told me!
Monica - Told you what?
Rachel - Did she tell you the part where Ross Mom and Mrs. Geller ..
(Phoebe and Rachel laugh hysterically)
Monica - What is so funny?
Phoebe- She must have told you.
Monica - Told me what?
Rachel - You must have heard the story.
(Monica rushes to the phone.)
Monica - .Hey, Mom? ..
THE END