A Script be Becci Wooster
The One With Many Surprises Part 1
(Rachel, Chandler and Monica)
Rachel - So how was the date last night Monica? I didnt hear you come in!
Chandler - A little musical duet, eh?
Monica - Get your minds out of the gutter! The date was a washout. He didnt have enough money for the cinema tickets and then on the way home, his car broke down. I spent the night in a Motel.
Chandler - What a disappointment!
Monica - Why do you have blood on the front of your shirt?
Chandler - Oh! Its nothing!!!
Monica - Its not the
Chandler - No, its nothing. Leave me alone!
Rachel- Its not the return of the
Rachel And Monica - The return of the dreaded third nipple?
Chandler - I went straight back to that guy and he lopped it off again.
Monica - Let us see!!!
Chandler - No, itll make you sick!
Monica - No it wont!
Chandler - OK.(Shows them)
Rachel - Oh my God! Im gonna be sick!(She runs off in the direction of the toilets.)
Chandler - Aaahhhhh! Thats better. Back to the normal reaction when women see my body!
(Ross and Joey)
Joey - I cant believe that youre gonna do it!
Ross - Well I am.Well do it this weekend whilst were on holiday. Ill have to ask her first, of course.
Joey - Monica will be furious!
Ross - Yeah, but Im sure shell eventually love the outcome.
Joey - Weel, Im wishing you luck.
Ross - Thanks.Youre not to tell anyone about this, not even Chandler!
Joey - OK!
(Rachel and Gunther)
Gunther - Are you all right, Rachel? Thats the third time youve been sick and youre still working an hour after your shift ended!
Rachel - (disorientated) Yeah .Yeah ..Um, Im fine Stomach bug Work over Go home! .See Ross Ross!!! ..Um Bye
Gunther - Bye!
(Joey and Phoebe)
Phoebe - Joey,how did the audition go?
Joey - It was terrible!!! I cant believe I even tried! It was for a major role in a new sitcom NBC are making.
Phoebe - Wow! NBC!
Joey - Its not that big a deal!
Phoebe - But it could be. I could be the girlfriend of NBCs newest star!
Joey - You only want me for my fame!
Phoebe - No, thats not quite it!
(Phoebe kisses him and they run to Joeys bedroom)
[In their bathroom]
Rachel - OK. OK.(Reading from a piece of paper)If the tip of the wand goes red, Im in trouble. If it goes blue, Im OK! Come on blue, come on blue!(looks at wand,which we cant see)Oh my God!!!
(On the phone)
Rachel - .Hi Mom!! .Im fine Oh, Im sorry .Well, I kinda got a problem Yeah, its about Ross and me ..No, were still together .OK, here we go ..
Ross - Hey,there you are! Ive looked everywhere for you!
Rachel - Mom, Ive gotta go. Ill phone back later ..Bye!(hangs up phone) Um, hi honey!
Ross - How are you? Gunther said that you were ill.
Rachel - Im OK now.
Ross - Thats good. You dont have to go on holiday if youre not well enough.
Rachel - No, Honey! Ill be fine.
Ross - Good,cause Ive made some surprise arrangements.(Kisses her on the head)
(Phoebe enters from Joeys bedroom)
Chandler - Well, Heeeelllllooooo!
Phoebe - Hi!
Chandler - Is my bud in?
Phoebe - Yeah, but hes asleep.
Chandler - What? At four in the afternoon?
Phoebe - Yeah. He got really tired really quickly!
Chandler - A little bit more than I needed to know.
Phoebe - Sorry. What did you want him for?
Chandler - Someone called for him about an audition.
Phoebe - Did he get a call-back?
Chandler - Yeah. Hes gotta phone them back.
Phoebe - Good! Hell be so pleased! Tell him Ive gone. Bye!
Chandler - Bye!
(The whole gang)
Chandler - How long are you guys gonna be gone for?
Ross - Just the weekend.
Monica - I cant believe you guys are going all the way to New Orleans for a weekend!
Joey - Well, its gotta be there!
Phoebe - Why?
Joey - ..because ..(Ross glares at him)
Rachel - Because what?
Ross - Look at the time! Wed better be going!
Rachel - OK. (They walk to the door) Wait a moment! (Runs to the bathroom)
Ross - Does anybody know whats up with her?
Monica - No.
Phoebe - No.
Rachel - OK. Are we gonna go?
Ross - OK! Bye,everybody!
Rachel - Bye!
Joey - Good luck!
Phoebe - Bye!
Monica - Drive carefully!
Chandler - And dont forget the seat belts!
(Ross and Rachel)
Ross - Are you sure that youre all right?
Rachel - Yeah, Im sure. Have you finished eating yet? I have.
Ross - Good. (He snaps his fingers and a waiter appears, playing a violin. Ross reaches into his pocket and pulls out a jewellery box. He drops onto his knees and opens the box. Its an engagement ring, much bigger than he could ever afford.) Miss Green, I love you more than anything else and I want to spend my life with you. Would you do me the honour of becoming my wife? Ive booked a church here for tomorrow.
Rachel - Oh my god! What did you just say?
Ross - Will you marry me, Rachel?
Rachel - (With tears in her eyes) Yes, Yes, Yes! (She pulls him up off the floor and kisses him. The restaurant gives them a standing ovation.)
(Ross and Rachel)
Rachel - Honey?
Ross - Yes?
Rachel - Um, I kinda got some news for you!
Ross - What?
Rachel - Im well ..Im pregnant!
Ross - Oh my god! You know I love you, right? (He kisses her and picks her up.)
TO BE CONTINUED !!!!!!!