TOW Emilys Gift
by: Sqira
(Monicas & Rachels Apartment. Morning. Monica is cooking in the kitchen)
Monica: Rach! You want eggs with your toast?!
Rachel (off camera): Yeah, whatever. (emerges from her room) Have you seen my lilac shirt? Its here just well, it was there!
Monica (her back to Rachel): Oh! You mean MY lilac shirt? Whats the occasion?
Rachel: Well, technically YOU bought but I wore it, so!
Monica (stops and looks at Rachel): Whats THAT supposed to mean?
Rachel: Well, you know
(Rachel is then cut off by Phoebe who bursts into the room)
Phoebe: Hey guys, check it out! (showing the girls a brown package) Its a package from London!
Rachel: You dont say What about the Ross?
Phoebe: How am I supposed to know? I didnt buy it!
Monica: Pheebs, ROSS! My boring brother, ex-going-to-be-husband of you-know-who the tall guy?!
Phoebe: Oh that one. I thought you asked me about the cost.
(Opening credits)
(Monicas & Rachels Apartment. Morning.)
Phoebe: Emilys so nice. She remembered that Im gonna have babies.
Monica: (unsure of herself) Well Pheebs, yeah, shes nice, but I dunno how Ross will react to this gift if he knew.
Phoebe: Whats he gonna do with baby clothes? He cant wear them!
Rachel: Well, Ben can, right Mon?
Monica: Rach, youre not helping. Besides, cmon, you guys know what I mean. What did she give you by the way?
Phoebe: I dunno. I have not checked yet, but I guess she wanted us all to open it together, with or without Ross.
Rachel: and how did you know that?
Phoebe: See the label? "To Phoebe, Monica, Rachel, Chandler and Joey, with or without Ross"
Monica: Oh in that case, we can do it tonight. Rach, tell the guys when you go out kay?
Rachel: Okay, if nothing else, Im going now. See ya guys
Phoebe: Okay, bye! Hey! Can you ask the guys to bring something to squeeze tonight?
Rachel (puzzled): Okay, something to squeeze
(Chandlers & Joeys Apartment. Morning. Chandler is eating breakfast)
Rachel (opening the door): Hey! Hey! Hey!
Chandler: Hey! Are you trying to reach me in Peru? I can hear you!
Rachel: Well, I thought you were reacquainting with your cereal. Anyway, you guys come over tonight kay? Mons cooking dinner.
Chandler: Dont she always? Why the exclusive invitation?
Rachel: Just come will ya! Youll know oh, and bring something to squeeze for Phoebe (exits the apartment)
Chandler (getting up and stood at the door): (shouts) Does Joey count?
(Commercial Break 1)
(Monicas & Rachels Apartment. Everyone is there except for Ross.)
Monica: Okay, dinners done. We can start now Pheebs!
Joey: Hey, arent we supposed to wait for Ross? He told me that hes gonna be late.
Rachel: I didnt tell you to invite Ross?!
Chandler: I thought when you said you guys, I thought you meant the un-females members of our gang Oh, goodness gracious! Do you guys know something about Ross that I didnt know?!
Monica: Quit it Chandler! Its unfair if Ross is not here anyway. Hell hate us for that.
Ross (coming in the apartment): You guys will hate me for what?
Rachel: being, being, late! Its so un-you to do that. Cmon, lets get started.
Phoebe: Okay guys, heres the stuff (puts the package in front of everyone) lets see
Joey: Rip it up! Rip it up! Rip it up!
Chandler: Stop it Joey! This is not one of your girlfriends!
The rest of the gang: Eeeeiiiwwww!!!!
(Commercial Break 2)
(Scenes of the gang taking out items one by one)
Rachel: Hey these are the flowers shouldnt they be dead by now?
Monica: Honey, theyre plastic. Wow, we have lots of stuff from the wedding, um, Ross?
Ross: (absorbed in the items) Huh? I dunno. Who wants this stuff?
Joey: Not Emily, I think.
Chandler: You dont say? There are the invitations cards, the candles theres even the rice that we supposed to throw at the happy couple. (Ross gives a stare) Uh, for the pigeons?
Joey: Theres so much stuff hey guys, I found a tape. Lets see, lets see (puts the tape into the VCR)
(The gang spread themselves on the couch and the floor. Images of the preparations of the wedding and the day of the wedding itself. Shows the start of the wedding ceremony)
Ross: Um, guys I cant watch this
Phoebe: Hey, I was not there! You must tell me what happen so, stay!
(Shot of Chandler & Monica walking down the aisle we wish :o)
Rachel: Hey, turn up the volume! What the heck are you guys talking?
Chandler: Yes, Mon. Enlighten me. Enlighten us all
Monica: Uh, I was just asking whether Rachel was there, and Chandler said he dunno, and I said how come, and I said
Joey: Yeah, yeah, crap! You guys dun say that!
Monica: How do you know? Do you know ad-libbing or something? And remember, I cook your dinner! (points at the rest of the gang)
The rest of the gang: Okay. Wont say another word. Youre right
Chandler (looking at Monica): Yeah nuff said.
(Closing credits)
(Monicas & Rachels Apartment. The video show is long over and the apartment is dark)
(Shot of Chandler creeping into the apartment and taking a beer out of the fridge and sitting on the couch)
Chandler: Yeowwwww! Whos that? Dont do anything take the girls! Don't touch me! Im not even decent!
Ross: Ease up man. Its just me.
Chandler: Do you this often? Sitting up in the dark, NOT in your apartment!
Ross: Hey! Do YOU do this often?!
Chandler (sits down next to Ross): Well, where else could I find beer at 3 in the morning. Why are you still here?
Ross (sad): Do you think I pass up on something good? I mean, Emily IS something good for me right?
Chandler: Thats a question that haunts cavemen till today. I think you know the answer
Ross: Yeah, youre probably right. Maybe, its for the best. Thanks Chandler.
Chandler: Hey, dont take anything from me, I cant even get what I want at least you have a chance.
Monica (off-camera): Could just shut-up,
get the beer and GO HOME! People DO sleep here!
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